Think Jihadist
Religious primitives living in the Dark Ages in the year 2013 still manage to take advantage of The Enlightenment and the ensuing inventions made possible in free Western society.
Take the iPad. Syrian rebels are using it to aim mortars. ("There's an app for that!")
Hey, guys, there's a lot about our culture besides our bits and bytes that has merits, like how men in our society don't own women like they're goats and how homosexuals get to go to school and work and live their lives instead of being hung in the town square.
Unfortunately, in a society like ours, skills like yours -- slaughtering the defenseless -- will only come in handy if you can get a job in a hamburger factory.
There is no moral equivalence between slaughtering defenseless people and harvesting animals for food.
Keith at September 17, 2013 12:51 PM
"will only come in handy if you can get a job in a hamburger factory."
HA!
Bazinga!
wtf at September 17, 2013 2:10 PM
So, it's okay to use an iPad and sophisticated weapon system when attacking enemies of the faith, but not to surf porn or read stuff that might enlighten you or cause you to doubt the faith?
And if you're supposed to live exactly as Mohammed did, please point out to me in the Qu'ran where he used an iPad and launched computer-guided missiles at his enemies.
Also, how do I get one of those missile guiding apps? I've got a neighbor whose barking dog is really starting to annoy me.
Conan the Grammarian at September 17, 2013 6:13 PM
"Take the iPad. "
Please! ba-da-BUMP. Apologies to Henny Youngman.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at September 18, 2013 3:36 PM
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