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Drunk in Poland gets so obliterated he's mistaken for dead, then wakes up in the morgue. His reaction: Time to sue somebody!
No word on whether he's given up drinking.
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com)
at November 6, 2013 4:47 AM
On November 4th, Our Gracious Hostess told us about the young lady who managed to make the entire planet mad at her by dressing up as a Boston Marathon bombing victim.
It turns out that two more young ladies in the UK have upstaged (downstaged?) her. They showed up at a costume contest dressed as the Twin Towers, billowing smoke and flame. They really did that. From the article we get their mealy-mouthed apology:
Ms Langford and Ms Collinge have reportedly apologised for their offensive costumes.
The friends said: "We never meant to be offensive, but we apologise if any offence was caused.
"The idea was to depict a modern-day horror that happened in our lifetime and was not intended as a joke."
Just remember, at one point or another, somebody thought dressing up as a terrorist attack was a Smashing Good Idea.
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com)
at November 6, 2013 5:03 AM
I can't stomach the way people are laughing about this. Sadistically tormenting a child is not funny. More importantly, a child needs to trust their parents. What if the parent tells the child something important, but the child wonders if he's being pranked again?
Patrick
at November 6, 2013 9:33 AM
Yeah, I saw that one, too, Patrick. I wasn't able to figure out how "making your little kid cry for no reason" was equal to "big laffs."
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com)
at November 6, 2013 11:00 AM
Thank you, Old RPM Daddy. I posted this on my Facebook wall with similar comments as the one I made here. And my friends were all basically, "What the hell is wrong with you? This is funny."
I don't think so.
Yes, it's just candy, but when you've only been alive for five years and know nothing but dependency, that's obviously something important.
I'd like to know how they'd feel, if I pranked these parents with some horrible news, in proportion to the fact that their parents just stole all their Halloween candy. Something that would reduce them to tears. Something like, "Your wife's been in a horrible accident! I'm so sorry, but she's dead!"
Then just say, "Hey, it was just a joke. She's fine."
I wonder how they'd feel.
Patrick
at November 6, 2013 3:27 PM
First World Problem.
This already happens.
Let me know when we are to the point of telling the kids we've eaten all their food.
Radwaste
at November 7, 2013 5:40 AM
Somebody's feeling a bit misanthropic.
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com)
at November 7, 2013 6:23 AM
Drunk in Poland gets so obliterated he's mistaken for dead, then wakes up in the morgue. His reaction: Time to sue somebody!
No word on whether he's given up drinking.
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at November 6, 2013 4:47 AM
On November 4th, Our Gracious Hostess told us about the young lady who managed to make the entire planet mad at her by dressing up as a Boston Marathon bombing victim.
It turns out that two more young ladies in the UK have upstaged (downstaged?) her. They showed up at a costume contest dressed as the Twin Towers, billowing smoke and flame. They really did that. From the article we get their mealy-mouthed apology:
Just remember, at one point or another, somebody thought dressing up as a terrorist attack was a Smashing Good Idea.
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at November 6, 2013 5:03 AM
At the risk of offending the Teapublicans, their favorite lunatic is back, sponsoring a bill that would allow rapists to sue their victims from having an abortion.
Patrick at November 6, 2013 9:05 AM
On the subject of douchebags, Jimmy Kimmel just climbed up my list. Here he is, suggesting that parents "prank" their children by saying that they ate all their Halloween candy. What kind of douchebag would play this kind of prank on a child, some of them preschoolers by the looks of it?
I can't stomach the way people are laughing about this. Sadistically tormenting a child is not funny. More importantly, a child needs to trust their parents. What if the parent tells the child something important, but the child wonders if he's being pranked again?
Patrick at November 6, 2013 9:33 AM
Yeah, I saw that one, too, Patrick. I wasn't able to figure out how "making your little kid cry for no reason" was equal to "big laffs."
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at November 6, 2013 11:00 AM
Thank you, Old RPM Daddy. I posted this on my Facebook wall with similar comments as the one I made here. And my friends were all basically, "What the hell is wrong with you? This is funny."
I don't think so.
Yes, it's just candy, but when you've only been alive for five years and know nothing but dependency, that's obviously something important.
I'd like to know how they'd feel, if I pranked these parents with some horrible news, in proportion to the fact that their parents just stole all their Halloween candy. Something that would reduce them to tears. Something like, "Your wife's been in a horrible accident! I'm so sorry, but she's dead!"
Then just say, "Hey, it was just a joke. She's fine."
I wonder how they'd feel.
Patrick at November 6, 2013 3:27 PM
First World Problem.
This already happens.
Let me know when we are to the point of telling the kids we've eaten all their food.
Radwaste at November 7, 2013 5:40 AM
Somebody's feeling a bit misanthropic.
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at November 7, 2013 6:23 AM
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