Good grief! What cosmic disturbance placed the world's most uncouth and boorish individuals at a job in the same department? Still, it's a mildly amusing bit of irony that they work in a sewer.

That's the problem with new gun owners: always going off half-cocked. Or de-cocked.

I feel bad for his roommate, though.

Important safety tip: Don't clean a loaded gun.

Important credibility tip: If you shoot yourself, don't tell the cops you were cleaning your gun. They won't believe you, and neither will anybody else.

Oh, given the topic, here's the lowdown on the Lincoln Continental Mark IV. This beast had a 460 cubic inch V8 engine. By comparison, a 2014 Lincoln MKS has a 222 cubic inch V6.

I was going to throw Miss Alkon's car into the comparison, but being a hybrid, direct comparisons are difficult.

ICYMI: A federal case may make defense against civil forfeiture a tad easier.

Blind man and his dog thrown off commercial flight.

Passengers outraged!

So irline cancels flight and kicks them off, too.

Apparently US Airways has been taken over by public school administrators.