Wakeupsheeple, etc

I thought he was a Kenyan space alien,

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news. -- A. J. Liebling

We are definitely not running the US! We would be ashamed to run anything in such an incompetent manner! Besides, the Empire would have us all arrested if we did.

Nazi Space aliens.

Isn't that a contradiction of terms?

Nazis would have killed aliens, especially those from space.

Here's another 'news headline', one which in earlier times I (too) could not have missed.

I mean, twenty years ago, if the L.A. Times had said something was fashionable, there's no chance I would not have known about it (or at least heard about) what they were discussing. But I'd never seen that picture before four minutes ago. And I'm a raging Twitterholic with baseline-integrated innernet tendencies.

So that's another reason to adore the end of the mainstream media: Ninnies like the L.A. Times editorial board can't pretend to lead (or even keep up with) all the nuances. That picture happily made its way into people's hearts without their help.

NAZI √   space X   alien √

Nazi Space aliens.

Isn't that a contradiction of terms?

Maybe by "Nazi" they meant "wears black uniforms with S&M belts."

I need your help. Does anyone remember a link or links ——

• from Russia Today or Pravda

• circa 2011-2012

• Describing a network of new underground tunnels in the central and Western states

• in preparation for a global nuclear war?

This was not a joke. I remember a similar one that said that Obama was planning a coup. (This proved unnecessary; Americans do what he says anyway.)

These were absolutely crazy stories, but they were presented on the web as serious news for Russian and associated audiences. I can't believe I didn't post links on this blog, or save them to my own disk. But Google can't find them.

If anyone remembers these, please speak up.

Aw shux, never mind.

Here's one of them.

Do you guys remember the underground devastation of 2011?

Ah, it was a coup against Obama.

I feel bad for implying that these stories came from those primitive, slimy bastards at Russia Today...

Haha! Not true. I'm totally cool with making that mistake. Teehee!

Couldn't possibly be true. Israel would never allow it.

Israel would never allow it. -- Canvasback at January 14, 2014 8:53 PM

Don't you remember that the zombies over came the wall?

Well, now THAT explains a lot!