No, that's not what's weird. What's weird is that France beats the United States.

This just pisses me off.

I understand that it's just a gesture, and that Sherman will makes another couple million over the course of his life for the events of the past week, but this is still all fugged up.

True, and (somewhat) shame-inducing.

Saw her in a Brentwood grocery circa '98. She did NOT look like this.

…it's only the fifth time the two teams have had to travel more than 4,000 miles combined to get to their Super Bowl…

The sexual sophistication of the French continues its pitiless mockery of American erotic clumsiness... Because they have nothing else to worry about.

Dunno where you go for news and photos. I'm a Twitter guy, but apparently it doesn't matter. This week's uprising in Kiev has been almost laughably photogenic.

But it's amazing how often great photographs involved destructive smoke.

"Rich, buttery taste!"

Note: Iaccoca!

I know....

Speaking of Dubai, I wonder if that same advice applies in the skyscrapers over there. Apparently the plumbing drops raw sewage into the Gulf... Would you want to wager that sprinklers are functioning above the third floor?

With a nod to Jenny:

"Pets are in many ways like kids but easier and they make you happier than kids do. They don’t cost as much as kids do. You can board them for a week and go to Paris. But I’ve found, much to my chagrin, that people frown when you try to board your children to take a vacation ..."

http://www.weather.com/lifestyle/pets/replacing-kids-with-pets-20130214

"people frown when you try to board your children"

Emily Litella would have absolutely murdered that phrase.

I really should use the Mayors Against Illegal Guns' members role models.

How much is your scrotum skin worth?

Jim - for dating?

Nevermind.

Come and take it.

The Things Every Man Should Have

Let's try that again:

The Things Every Man Should Have