Eight people Madonna looked like at the Grammy's. (My absolute fave is the Quaker Oats guy.)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mackenziekruvant/madonna-looked-like-at-the-grammys?bftw

In sincere and none-chortle-y kind of way, I'd like to hear what you think of this.

If you're a journo-ish sort of longreads enthusiast, you'll like this.

Wired on teens and social media.

This was also a theory about the Columbine High massacre: The upscale suburban houses were too far apart from each other for the kids to visit freely, so Moms had to drive them everywhere, and often stay during the playtime, as if to supervise. Then they turned 16 and were given BMWs, and they were completely undersocialized and irresponsible.

The internet and Twitter (etc.) are wonderful new ways to communicate. I don't know anybody who skips actual human encounters in order to live out life online.

But that's just me, y'know?: I encompass, and I eclipse.

(hic)

Amy, my favorite was Kane from "Poltergeist."

So why hasn't Quentin Tarantino cast her yet?

Promote this in DC and our problems may disappear.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101359812

"But a number of major cities, including the likes of Paris, London and even New York, have been exploring ways to reduce the number of vehicles on their streets, if not to ban vehicles outright."

Glitter nail polish as security device:

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/12/better-data-security-nail-polish/

Uber.

Furious Birds.

We all hate Buzzfeed, but there are some neat teenagers out there.

The grandeur of international athletic competition.

Damn, I could go blind looking at that last one!

I am un-ironically charmed by this.

'Laska.

The Caswell's won against the DEA.

The laugh of the day:
90 flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm.

Christ!

Yeah, I may have missed some of this.