Love Hurts ??? Tainted Love ??? (evil grin).

On the flip side of that, back in my undergrad days, in ancient times, I had created a Mixtape of, well, Music to Screw By. It was actually fairly effective.

My follow-on effort, tentatively titled, "Music to Seduce By", was far less effective. Then again, my girlfriend at the time was. . .rather active, and easy to set off. So, seduction kind of fell by the wayside: we didn't need it. . .

Can't touch this

I hate music being on, so anything with words, really... basically any active stimuli needs to be directed at lovemaking for me, so music and visuals... provided by your partner. :grin:

OTOH, Love Stinks, prolly won't go over well.

"A B C. It's easy as 1 2 3."

Or pretty much anything sung by children.

It all depends on the mood. I.e. you and your lover are making sweet, romantic "Top Gun" style and then AC/DC "You shook me all night long" comes on it would break the mood.

But then there are the times you and your partner are in the mood that she wants to be bent over a piece furniture and be done quick and fast and while rocking to Old Time Rock and Roll and then Air Supply starts.

I'm out of URLs and there is no really right answer to this Q. :-D

I bought a CD years ago at the local record shop for cheap...I seem to recall the cover was cool and there was a name a recognized (turns out I was wrong).

The first song started out something like this "You feel so good but you're nothing but a cheap diseased whore!" And continued on in that vain with a lot of self loathing. Another song had the chorous in a happy child like voice "Hah hu Hah Hah hu Hah I gave you Herpes! (repeat)"

Sorry I don't remember the name at all.

As someone else said, anything with kids.

Also ones that have a romantic play by play or instructional sounding quality.

"It's a small world after all"

"I like big…butts and I cannot lie!"

Ironic, given that it's about a guy who wants to get laid, but...

Anything by Barry Manilow.

Do they Know It's Christmas Time

"Tonight thank God it's them instead of you."

...how did that even make its way into a Christmas carol?!

Don't Worry, Be Happy

And now it's become a brainworm and I can't kill it.

Quiz for Marion.

Maybe that Skynrd.

The Christmas Shoes. It is the worst song ever, for all things.

One of the sappiest songs ever written: Paul Anka's "Having My Baby".

The Wedding March. Ask me how I know.....KUSC has a lot to answer for.

"Dirty Work" by Steely Dan!

Paradise by the Dashboard Light

The Thong Song

The Music of the Night

Cat's in the Cradle

Kokomo

... Make it stop!

Thank god the good stuff, rare though it may be, is sufficiently glorious to compensate for the treacle.

Doncha hate it when there are great jokes buzzing like houseflies, and you're not fast enough to reach up and catch 'em?

☑ AllenS at January 15, 2014 7:59 PM

☑ Cousin Dave at January 15, 2014 10:39 PM

We're probably not done.

"Wedding Bell Blues" by the Fifth Dimension would have to go in there somewhere.

"Rock & Roll, Hoochie Koo" as well, since it's one of the most obnoxious songs I know.

99 Luftballons

Thanks for all of these!

"Loving you is easy (cause you're beautiful)"- Minnie Riperton
Anything by Rush
Anything by Joe Walsh

"Ramblin' Man" by the Allman Bros. That may be the only song by them that I totally despise.

Also, "Ramblin' on My Mind" by the Marshall Tucker Band. Or any song about leaving and/or ramblin'.

"Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" by Led Zeppelin. That one just makes me sad...

I was dating a guy who was much, much younger than me. I mean, like 20 years younger (me 41, him 21). First ever actual sexual encounter, had iPod on speakers, on shuffle. The festivities end and, on cue, "Mrs. Robinson" comes on. Luckily we both thought it was hilarious.

Anything by Weird Al.

I think Anathema wins this one!

Another (unrelated to Anathema's, just to be clear): "Me and Mrs. Jones"

Black Sabbath tunes could kinda spoil the mood, too. And "Stay Awhile" by The Bells makes my pancreas explode.

> "Wedding Bell Blues" by the Fifth Dimension
> would have to go in there somewhere.

Hey now! Take that back!

(1.) The 5D version of WBB is the best, clearly surpassing that of the composer.

(2.) Dual pianos!

(3.) Fabulous arrangement! Old showbiz-jazz-meets rock 'n roll.

(4.) Strong vocals, especially by the group on the chordal oooooooouuu stuff.

(5.) And it's under three minutes, like the best pop songs always are. Frankly, son, if your encounter doesn't last into a few more tunes anyway, your problem isn't with the radio.

> any song about leaving and/or ramblin'.

Now, Angel... We see what you're getting at.

But even cliches were once naked babies. This is the most music you can make with three chords, no brains, and no talent. Neither the featured artist nor his backing vocalist Frey would ever make another record worth listening to. Ever.

Not one.

(The '76 live version is OK too, because he's still working hard because he thought he was all washed up because he deserved to be, because the guitar is tolerable, and because it's still very brisk...)

And it's under three minutes!



(Agree completely about the Allman tune. I remember walking through the High School seeing all these denim teenagers bopping along to that song, and think "Of everything great in their catalog, this is what puts them over the top?" It felt like they were mocking Duane. For being dead.)

30 Days In The Hole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXjm8pZMws

Me and the lady were doing it late one night with your basic college radio on in the background.
Unfortunately, the station signed off and the next closest station on the dial started coming through:
Hellfire preaching from the local Baptist radio station.

I don't think I threw my pillow at the stereo that forcefully again.

Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You."

"I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene would seem to be a boner-killer.

And Paul Anka's "Having My Baby" would play havoc with my erection.

Also, Flynne, "Midnight Train To Georgia" was a good leavin' tune... Maybe one of the best mid-tempo pop songs ever.

Kevin's right about the Charlene... It would ruin sex like it ruined everything else.

Kevin, very good choice. It's appropriate, too, since that song is itself a ruined song.

Believe it or not, the original version was meant to be performed from the perspective of a man.

Here's Howard Keel performing what is actually the original version.

Somehow, it's slightly easier to take when it's about a venerable horndog looking back on his life with regret than it is about a shopworn and exhausted whore.

30 Days In The Hole.

Hey! I loves me some Humble Pie! That's one of my faves!

Anything by Joe Walsh

But but but...Funk 49!!

"Midnight Train To Georgia" was a good leavin' tune

'K, I'll give ya that one.

And just because I loves this one, and it never got hardly any airplay. It's not his best, granted, but it's close enough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7mVKbJUtR0

I just talked to my friend who was with me when I bought that CD...He thinks the group was the Dallas Dolls or something like that but googling for that just shows a "Modelling" Agency. He said there was another song about the Clap...Don't remember that.

Different but the same:
I remember in college starting to make out with a girl - the TV was on when we went in the room - 30 seconds into the make out session = Maury (?) screams out "You are the father!"

Sparks, Eaten by the Monster of Love

"Well, it's worse than war, it's worse than death
There ain't too many left who ain't been
Eaten by the monster of love"