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Nick at February 18, 2014 5:21 AM
Cute, Nick.
Florida, fucked up as advertised, has a pastor in Jacksonville. The congregation likes him. Problem is, he's a registered sex offender who has confessed to violating two underage girls.
Bit of a dilemma, but nothing that a Florida congregation can't resolve. Just ban the children! See? That wasn't so hard, was it?
Patrick at February 18, 2014 5:27 AM
"I like cooking my family and my pets."
Use commas in your personal ads, and don't be a psycho.
Patrick at February 18, 2014 5:50 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2014/02/blinkie-1.html#comment-4267771">comment from PatrickHah, Patrick.
My wonderful copyeditor's wonderful grammar podcast is here:
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at February 18, 2014 6:02 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2014/02/blinkie-1.html#comment-4268091">comment from Amy AlkonMy dog just broke the land-speed record getting to dropped food.
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at February 18, 2014 9:46 AM
While Americans rushed to the store to beat the incandescent bulb ban, Russians are rushing to the store to beat the lace underwear ban
http://www.torontosun.com/2014/02/18/lace-underwear-ban-protests-leads-to-arrests
jerry at February 18, 2014 2:55 PM
Florida, fucked up as advertised, has a pastor in Jacksonville. The congregation likes him. Problem is, he's a registered sex offender who has confessed to violating two underage girls.
Bit of a dilemma, but nothing that a Florida congregation can't resolve. Just ban the children! See? That wasn't so hard, was it?
Maybe they should have just consulted the hanging chads to figure out what to do.
mpetrie98 at February 18, 2014 9:00 PM
Is it OK to smoke crack OUTSIDE of a shack?
mpetrie98 at February 18, 2014 9:03 PM
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