Honey, I Blew Up The Kids!
Instructor accidentally blows up the students he's teaching to blow themselves up at suicide bomber training camp.
Duraid Adnan writes for The New York Times:
BAGHDAD -- A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.
Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp, which is in a farming area in the northeastern province of Samara, according to the police and army officials.
From SomaliAtheism:
They call this "Shuhaada" in which a mass murderer is placing himself/herself in the front seat of Allah's heaven where killers are (allegedly, no facts whatsoever as no one has ever come back from dead) rewarded with all sorts of Earthly rewards including wine, women (72 - all proven virgin by Allah!), sweets and other assortments of the prefered kind by men of the ancient Mid Eastern desert tribes. There has been no confirmation of any type whether female suicide bombers will also receive 72 virgin men each, although the mere mention and question would most likely warrant death. This is the reason why almost all suicide bombers are young males. There is no clear explanation as to whether a male suicide bomber who has had more than 72 virgin females on Earth would be offered additional virgins to either match or surpass previous numbers. Regardless, no better way to get closer to Allah than mass murder.The killer is talking about great battles that have allegedly taken place in the area in which he claims that 700 Muslims outnumbered 3,000 mushrikiin (kufars.) Islam is full of similar stories about "great battles" obviously designed to motivate the brainwashed gullible fools. Well-crafted legendary stories of Islamic figures or small group of Muslim fighters overcoming powerful opponents. The youth would later emulate the heroic fighters one of which the Islamic terrorist in the video mentions. They romanticise about following the footsteps of great "Muslim warriors" to get to the Janna.








I chuckle every time I think of some ignorant sap receiving a 'gift' of 72 virgins. Think about the maintenance of having to deal w/72 teenagers.
Bob in Texas at February 10, 2014 9:39 AM
Hah - weepy, moody…a real fuck riot!
Amy Alkon at February 10, 2014 10:20 AM
Do they still get their virgins? 36 of them? 18? Or 72 menopausal housewives?
Sosij at February 10, 2014 10:52 AM
So many questions. . .
Did the instructor survive the incident?
If so, what did his bosses do? Terminate with extreme prejudice, fire him, or say "accidents happen" and give him another class?
Could the instructor have been a CIA plant who arranged the accident on purpose? If so, my respect for the agency goes way up.
Rex Little at February 10, 2014 11:22 AM
As Dolly Parton says in her album, God and Country, about Bin Laden and others commanding some to engage in suicide bombings:
"How about you practice what you preach?"
Does this mean this instructor listened to Dolly Parton?
Charles at February 10, 2014 11:23 AM
ISIS? Wow. Sterling Archer must have been involved in this clusterplook!
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at February 10, 2014 12:45 PM
Never take an explosives training class taught by a guy named Lefty.
Conan the Grammarian at February 10, 2014 1:11 PM
Thanks for this feel-good story of the day!
Cynthia Yockey at February 10, 2014 1:23 PM
Bob in Texas: I chuckle every time I think of some ignorant sap receiving a 'gift' of 72 virgins. Think about the maintenance of having to deal w/72 teenagers.
Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham had a "conversation" with his dummy Walter about this very subject. Walter said that having to teach 72 virgins what to do seemed more like a punishment. "Give 'em 72 slutty broads who know what the fuck they're doin'." (I paraphrase from memory.)
Patrick at February 10, 2014 4:57 PM
LOL! ☺ Forwarded the link to several friends and that is the title.
Jim P. at February 10, 2014 5:39 PM
BAGHDAD -- A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.
Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp,
Y'know, there just might be a God after all.
JD at February 10, 2014 7:42 PM
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