Another:

‏@scottdetrow
Where is the national outrage over Flea showing his nipples during this halftime show?

You'll all notice that the two states to legalize pot are getting together to have a super "bowl."

(And I'm not watching it either.)

Does the coat smell of Brut?

I kid, who doesn't like ol' Joe? He is definitely one of a kind and always very lovable.

Predictably, the Denver OJSimpsons lost the game.

That was a pretty boring game. There'd have been a lot more sentimental drama to it, at least for white people (by which I mean middle-aged men such as myself), if Manning had surmounted the diminished powers of his decadent fitness to actually win the game. (Same with Mahk Webbah in Formula One for the last four years.)

As it is, we must content ourselves with ironies.

> Does the coat smell of Brut?

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(Mickey Mantle did a Brut commercial too, even though Youtube can't find it.)

Not since the O.J. Simpson chase has America been more disappointed in a slow, white Bronco.

Not since the O.J. Simpson chase has America been more disappointed in a slow, white Bronco.

Patrick, I'm so stealing that (with attribution to "a regular commenter at a blog I read)!

Another thought: Which Broncos quarterback gave the best Superbowl performance?

Sadly, Tim Tebow.