A nine-year-old girl shaved her head in solidarity with her cancer-stricken classmate.

So the school suspended her.

That'll learn 'em.

Can't sleep.

Worried about the dangers of stick figure family window decals.

@Gog: "Worried about the dangers of stick figure family window decals."

I thought the comments made a lot more sense than the story did.

But for those still worried, perhaps this window sticker might be a little more comfortable. It's available through Our Gracious Hostess' Mall, too!

I hate those damn "family" stickers. But these zombie family decals are okay.

My car has 2 peace signs on it, that's it. All you need to know is I'm an old hippie. Whether I carry or not is for me to know and you to avoid finding out, if you know what's good for you!

How to be a racist

"All you need to know is I'm an old hippie."

I knew there was something groovy about you! ;-)

Meanwhile, parents will understand that this Onion article is actually not far off the mark.

March 12, 2014:
Health Mandate Won’t Be Delayed, Sebelius Says:

Testifying before the House Ways and Means Committee, Ms. Sebelius said categorically that the administration would not delay the “individual mandate,” under which most Americans must have insurance or pay a tax penalty. In addition, she said that officials would not extend the six-month open enrollment period, scheduled to end on March 31.

March 26, 2014:
Obama administration extends health care enrollment deadline for some

The Obama administration will grant extra time to Americans who say they are unable to enroll in health care plans through the federal insurance marketplace by the March 31 deadline, in a decision that swiftly drew Republican ridicule.

All consumers who have begun to apply for coverage on HealthCare.gov, but who do not finish by Monday, will now have until about mid-April to ask for an extension.

Can you say "fucking liars"?

How on earth did this get approved for schools?

http://foxnewsinsider.com/2014/03/25/people-have-right-certain-weapons-illinois-school-workbook-rewrites-2nd-amendment

Former Governor of Colorado. Dick Lamm's now rather famous and very short "My Plan to Destroy America" remarks from October 18, 2003 audio.

And if you look this up it comes up true on snopes.com.

"If you are a Christian teacher in Michigan, the state’s largest teacher’s union doesn’t want you to get a job."

Thought this might be over-stated but as stated below:

"Here is how the MEA’s rule reads:

... Special consideration shall be given to women and/or minority defined as: Native American, Asian American, Latino, African American and those of the non-Christian faith."

http://toprightnews.com/?p=2117

Pagans rule.

"and those of the non-Christian faith"

So, there is only the one non-Christian faith?