For the joke the other day, I should credit YouKnowWho.



JHAC-- Read this stack in its entirety, because you're wrong wrong wrong.

Totes Wrongsville.

Errorfest 2014.

A Prehistoric Flying Wrongasaures.

Crid, Crid, Crid.

Don't you know that ALWAYS there should have been MORE DONE?

That's all! Just a little bit more! A smidge! A teeny, tiny bit!

Why are you so against just a LITTLE BIT?

That's right! If only the Mean People (we all know who they are) would just give a dollar a day... well, maybe two... 5... 10..., okay a thousand... but still, just a little bit! They'e never miss it! But they won't do it because they are Bad People!

Who, me? I don't need to do that because my hashtag activism makes me inherently superior! And my duckface/bro-country Facebook pics! So there!

More school stupidity. Combatting the societal scourge of sleeveless tops!

> Don't you know that ALWAYS there should
> have been MORE DONE?

Yeah. The people wanting the police to do more for a case like Rodger are like 11-year-old boys imagining their first sexual encounter.

"What, so you're saying girls like to have guys' tongues in their mouths? Well dude, I'm gonna put a stick of Juicy Fruit on my molars and lick the inside of her skull!… And you're saying they like to get their boobies squeezed? Well, I'm gonna squeeze 'em real hard, harder than anybody! And for a real long time! I'm going to be great at sex with girls!"

I seriously believe this is how most voters imagine government services should work.

"What, so you're saying girls like to have guys' tongues in their mouths? Well dude ... I'm going to be great at sex with girls!"

That should probably be shouted from the rooftops. I mean, I won't do it, since it would probably get me arrested. But somebody completely should.

I was never that good at abstract physics, but does this explain the theory of relativity or something?

@Cousin: "Who, me? I don't need to do that because my hashtag activism makes me inherently superior! And my duckface/bro-country Facebook pics! So there!"

That always struck me as a little like buying indulgences, back in the pre-Reformation days.

Oh, by the way, most folks here won't need it, but following is a handy explanation of the First Amendment.