http://animals.io9.com/why-are-these-bears-having-oral-sex-1590980883

Amazing to me the lengths people go twisting themselves into pretzels to find a 'politically correct' explanation for something that probably has a simple explanation, 'because it's fun'. Probably a reflection of our repressive 'sex is bad' culture. Reminds me of articles that try explain that one of the reasons teens have sex is 'peer pressure' ... um, right, as if somehow the act is torture but they force themselves to do it anyway. I'm pretty sure they do it because it's fun.

A woman kidnaps her own daughter to avoid sharing custody, fearful that her daughter will be vaccinated and forced to learn about black history in school.

Although she isn't mentioned in this story, I blame St. Jenny of McCarthy.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/09/andrea-mears-hitting-man-drone-beach_n_5472709.html
"Don't Hit Guys Who Fly Drones"

The biggest irony in this video is that no self-respecting pervert - even if he had been one - would even want to take photos of her, she's disgusting.

This is a consequence of broken feminist ideology that vilifies men and teaches that anything that causes a female 'discomfort' is a crime. Fortunately, the law still allows taking photos on a public beach, and though some women obviously don't realize it, the law still regards assaulting a man as a crime.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/11/eileen-dinino-dead-pennsylvania-jail_n_5486353.html

"A Pennsylvania mother of seven died in a jail cell where she was serving a two-day sentence for her children's absence from school"

Pets.

Cold

Lobster; that woman on the beach deserves to be in jail - and shame on those walking nearby who didn't stop her!

Further, watch his video of one of his recordings:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6R5HrpGB2s

I want one!

Mention of Amy's book in a Toronto G&M column.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/heres-my-list-of-the-most-obnoxious-torontonians/article19162797/

What makes it worse, Lobster, is that he's not a man. At age 17, he's a minor. (Andrea Mears, the assailant, is age 23.)

Oh, look, everyone! It's Christine O'Donnell with a penis! Yet another Tea Partier who lies about his educational credentials.

The dangers of teen sex:
http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/lifestyle/big-issue/cosmo-reports/teenagers-die-balcony-sex-london

> "The Wall Street Journal is reporting that Brat presented a 2005 paper in which he argued that Protestants are the key to economic growth"

I thought I was reading a parody site for a few moments there.

Somebody emailed me this:

You're sound asleep on your plane seat.

suddenly...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouFJxN4lPIo

Because hillbillies, right?

“So I says to Willi, ‘Willi,’ I says, ‘how many Muslims are there?’ And he says, ‘I dunt know. Dere’s millions, tense of millions, hundruts of millions.’ So I made my decision right then and there. ‘I’m going in the air-charter business. Efry focking Arab who wants to go to Mecca, I’m gonna take him there.’ So I sold the house in London and I sold the farm in Amenia, to raise some cash, and I leased my first airplanes, three wom-out Electras"....

It seemed that Ruskin had taken many of the early flights to Mecca himself, posing as a crewman. Arab travel agents had roamed the remotest villages, inveigling the natives to squeeze the price of an airplane ticket out of their pitiful possessions in order to make the magical pilgrimage to Mecca that took a few hours rather than thirty or forty days. Many of them had never laid eyes on an airplane. They arrived at the airports with live lambs, sheep, goats, and chickens. No power on earth could make them part with their animals before boarding the aircraft. They realized the flights were short, but what were they supposed to do for food once they got to Mecca? So the livestock went right into the cabins with their owners, bleating, cackling, urinating, defecating at will. Sheets of plastic were put in the cabins, covering the seats and the floors. So man and beast traveled to Mecca shank to flank, flying nomads on a plastic desert. Some of the passengers immediately set about arranging sticks and brush in the aisles to build fires to prepare dinner. One of the most urgent tasks of the crewmen was discouraging this practice.

“But what I wanna tell you about is the time we went off the runway at Mecca,” said Ruskin. “It’s nighttime and we come in for a landing, and the pilot lands long and the goddamned ship goes off the runway and we hit the sand with a helluva jolt and the right wing tip digs into the sand and the plane skids around practically 360 degrees before we come to a stop. Well, Jesus Christ, we figure there’s gonna be wholesale panic with all these Arabs and the sheep and the goats and the chickens. We figure it’s gonna be bloody murder. Instead, they’re all talking in normal voices and staring out the window at the wing and the little fire that’s started on the tip. Well, I mean, we’re the ones who are panicked. Then they’re getting up, taking their sweet time about it, and gathering up all their bags and sacks and animals and whatnot and just waiting for us to open the doors. They’re so cool?and we’re scared to death! Then it dawns on us. They think it’s normal. Yeah! They think that’s the way you stop an airplane! You stick a wing in the sand and spin around, and that brings the thing to a stop, and you get off! The thing is, they never rode in an airplane before, and so whadda they know from landing an airplane! They think it’s normal! They think that’s the way you do it!”

Tom Wolfe,
"Bonfire of the Vanities," 1987