Live Far Away And Want A Signed Copy Of "Good Manners For Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck"?
St. Martin's just sent me these classssy book-signing plates that you can insert into your book (they're stick-on).

If you want a signed one to put in your copy of "Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck" (which I thank you from the bottom of my heart for buying), please just send me:

1. a SASE as it's called in the trade -- a self-addressed, stamped envelope. and

2. A note with what you want me to sign. (My favorite thing to sign is "I'll never forget your enormous penis." But just a signature or something else is fine.)

I'm working on my next book, so I don't pick up the mail so frequently, but I go about once every week and a half or so, and I'll sign the book plate and send it back to you as soon as I do pick it up.

My mailing address:

Amy Alkon
171 Pier Ave #280
Santa Monica CA 90405