Was the driver who did the smashing named Sandra Fluke?

Her: "My car cost four times what yours did."

Me: "Ow, my neck"

Other potential answers:

"Then maybe you should have been more careful with it."

"Pretty sure the law doesn't care."

"Cha-ching!"

My friend almost got run over by a woman putting makeup on in her car.

Her response? "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"

His: "A cunt who needs more makeup"

I would say, "Great! That means you can afford to write me a check for damages right now."

My clerk had a wreck on the way to the office. When I informed our supervisor she had been rear ended on the way in and would be late, he asked if she was in her car.

Roger, that's very funny.

And this person, who is quite honest, had a neck ache after being hit, and said, "My neck hurts."

The woman said, "Don't start."

Makes you want to find the body shop that puts gold leaf on the bumper as a primer coat before repainting it.

"And you couldn't afford to hire someone who can actually drive?"

How dare she? My Dad was slammed from behind by a carful of kids a few years ago by two cars of kids leap-frogging in and out of traffic, trying to beat each other somewhere.

He went out of the neighborhood one way to buy lobsters for dinner, and I went the other to get lemons and such, and we were 10 cars apart on the same main drag going home. I thought 'Oh, there's Dad' just as these kids rocketed from behind me, to pull into traffic again 4 cars up, their friends went 5 cars up and passed them, so they dove out again, and in coming up to get behind my father, they rammed right into the back of his Town and Country.

He lost consciousness for a few seconds. They hit him hard enough that the smashed the whole back of his car, and his spare tire fell out on the street. The kids' car was totaled, to the extent of battery acid all over the back of Dad's car. Their friends pulled up and were pointing and laughing that they hit an old man's car (Grrr.....).

The little bastard's father came and I said to him 'They could have killed someone! As it is my father lost consciousness, and I'm going to take him to be checked out!" "Oh, pipe down! He's fine! There's no money in this for you!"

Well, we know where the kids get if from....

"My Dad was slammed from behind by a carful of kids a few years ago, one of two cars of kids leap-frogging"

Sorry for the garble.