How this works is, you can be a twennyfive-year-old with a goofy smile from Perth... But when you win the Canadian Grand Prix, you can dance like this, and it doesn't even matter that your team engineer doesn't laugh. Because Montreal.

Johnny Winter, RIP.

Justin Bieber, still alive and well.

There is no justice.

http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/why-procrastinators-procrastinate.html

A motorist let Jesus take the wheel. "Jesus" then ran over a motorcyclist, nearly killing him in the process.

(I figured Amy would like to go off on her "big imaginary friend" jags.)

Maybe if Spinal Tap had coated their black album in Vantablack, it truly would have been "none more black".

Or Amy could have a little Vantablack dress made that absorbs all but .035% of the light hitting it.

Loves me some awesome carbon nanotubes here in the future.

Gog, that is a fascinating material. And they said a Vantablack dress would be "very expensive"...but what they didn't say is that it would be impossible.