So we bombed Iraq, just because 40,000 people were going to have to choose between dying of thirst and been tortured to death by ISIS.

Who's the blog commenter who said chatter about being "the world's policeman" was hollow and naive, that the United States going to be put in this position again before the summer was over, and that even the most involvement-averse, Nobel Peace Prize-winning Presidents would be unable to resist the defense of the defenseless?

Who said that?

Me. I did... I said those things.





No no, stop... It's silly to sit there and applaud in front of your computer all alone like that. You should just understand that I can feel the waves of amazement and gratitude flowing through through the wifi from your heart to my own. There's no need for a bunch of showy expressions of a amazement and sexual receptivity.

You kids just go on about your lives... Earning your money and caring for your loved ones and enjoying your hobbies. I'll keep an eye on the Big Themes, and I'll always be here when you need me. Okay?

Okay.

Coloring book.

Of course.

https://twitter.com/nxthompson/status/497793386909532161

And in 2027, we'll do Syria from the deck of the USS Obama.

Right?

Amirite?

This is totally real, and if you'd ever been to college, you'd know that.

I thought about ya'll when I read this one

http://np.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/2cm5xt/am_i_a_bad_person_for_this/

I hope you took the wind out of some sails Crid. Savages exist and will act savagely until they are dead, period.

Wet t-shirt winner!

http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.ca/2014/08/wet-t-shirt-winner.html

I especially liked the comment about her political future.

And this sick fuck is on paid leave.

http://nationalreport.net/nyc-police-officer-kills-baby-breastfeeding-argument/