Kermit The Penis: Oh, The Questions We Come Upon On The Internet
I saw this while looking something else up on Yahoo:
Girls, would it be a bad idea if I were to dress my d!ck up in costumes in order to make a woman laugh?
He also posted an update:
I have taken pics of it dressed up as kermit the frog, a dog, a cat, a fireman, a cowboy, one wearing a shirt and tie. and dressed as a princess wearing a tiara. I know it silly but I love it when a woman laughs.
A PSA from 1974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHbJjhjxJRw
jerry at September 9, 2014 10:57 PM
Kermit Goatse?
http://i.imgur.com/vZU8S.jpg
Ppen at September 10, 2014 2:00 AM
No, dude, don't dress up your dick. Leave that to the pros.
Flynne at September 10, 2014 5:11 AM
If it was a good idea, you wouldn't be asking.
MarkD at September 10, 2014 5:53 AM
Ummm...when you get a woman to voluntarily look at your penis, laughter should be the last thing on either of y'alls mind.
I R A Darth Aggie at September 10, 2014 6:46 AM
I don't think anything else needs to be said after MarkD and I R A...
Lee at September 10, 2014 7:21 AM
Remember a couple of weeks ago when Channing Tatum's, Ryan Reynold's, and Brad Pitt's dick pics got hacked, and they had to threaten legal action to keep their shit from being published and viewed all over the internet and in magazines?*
You don't want to make women laugh. You're hoping to find the unicorn who gets turned on by it. Good luck. Most women don't care about the dick pics.
Mel at September 10, 2014 9:48 AM
Looks like all the posters so far are men.
Amy posed the question above to the girls. So, girls, how do you answer ?
Nick at September 10, 2014 11:09 AM
I'm a girl.
Mel at September 10, 2014 11:14 AM
Oops. Sorry, Mel.
Nick at September 10, 2014 11:24 AM
No worries. I'm not offended, just clarifying that my opinion is coming from a girl's POV.
Mel at September 10, 2014 11:45 AM
Nick: and Flynne is hot!
But it's stupid. You want awe and anticipation, not laughter. That'll happen by itself.
Radwaste at September 10, 2014 12:11 PM
You want awe and anticipation, not laughter.
For a lot of us, the "awe" part may be kind of a tall order. Unless it glowed or something. But that might be more a cause for alarm than awe.
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at September 10, 2014 12:30 PM
Awww, thanks, Raddy!
>.O
Flynne at September 10, 2014 2:43 PM
That sounds like a challenge Old RPM Daddy. We made a glow in the dark rabbit. I think with the right gene sequences I can make a glow in the dark penis.
Ben at September 10, 2014 5:05 PM
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