$362 Uber Fare While Drunk: Think Of It As A Behaving-Like-A-Dipshit Fine, Not Reason To Go All Moochstarter On Your Friends
In "Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck," I call it "Moochstarter" -- people using web-based begging in ways that would never be acceptable face-to-face.
Imagine coming up to somebody you haven't seen for a while but who is eating in the same restaurant you are: "Hi...nice to see you, and just hoping you'd give me $50 toward the new boots I really want."
That's what a lot of people do on the Internet. And sure, there are some campaigns for good causes (and no, I'm not talking about funding that filmed vanity project that nobody will ever see or make a dime on). But so many of the causes are about people pressuring a bunch of their friends and acquaintances to be accountable for their mistakes or pay the bills for stuff they'd like but, oh...earning money is such a tacky hassle.
Via Charlotte Allen, who puts it like so the latest moochblogger: "I'm a free-lance writer, so please chip in for the $362 Uber bill I racked up while drunk"
Charlotte writes, "Here's how you, too, can get GoFundMe suckers to pay your sky-high ride-sharing tab":
Uber Stole My 26th Birthday
Last night was Halloween. Great time. Today is my 26th birthday. Not so great time. I live in Baltimore and went out with my friends to celebrate my birthday at midnight. When 3 AM rolled around, I suggested we take an Uber hole to avoid drunk driving (#responsibility/#MADD). I live 22 minutes , tops, from the party I was leaving.When I awoke this morning, I heard a friend talking about how outrageous Uber rates were the night before (9x original rate). I checked my bank account to, unbeknownst to me, I see a charge for $362. Not only is it my 26th birthday, it is rent day. My rent is $450 and I can no longer pay it today due to this completely outrageous charge.
I have had little to no luck in disputing this transaction.
I waitress at two restaurants and freelance for a City Paper. I worked incredibly hard this week to be able to enjoy my birthday this weekend. This misunderstanding has cost me 80% of the funds I have to my name (embarrassingly so) and I spent a good two hours of my birthday crying over it. I feel taken advantage of and cheated by the Uber name. $367 for a 20 minute ride should never be justified, even on Halloween.
Please donate even just $1 if you think this is utter and complete bullshit and also hilarious and very, very depressing at the same time.
But as Charlotte points out, Uber shows its "surge price" and makes the customer sign off on it.
Note the refusal in accountability:
I have had little to no luck in disputing this transaction.
It takes a special kinda something to make drunken mistakes and then ask everybody else to pay for them.








Based on what I have learned recently about consent when intoxicated I am going to have to say this seems like Uber raped her.
Not only should she get her money back, but the driver and the developer of the app should be tossed in jail.
jerry at November 12, 2014 11:29 PM
What are you doing? Drunkshaming?
(My favorite part was the "#responsibility/#MADD" hashtag bit)
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at November 13, 2014 4:43 AM
Isn't that one of the main drivers of the burgeoning campus rape crisis?
Conan the Grammarian at November 13, 2014 8:13 AM
I like that she thinks everyone should care that it was her BIRTHDAY and it was so expensive and it ruined her BIRTHDAY poor baby. Dear Lord. If you're over 13, and it's not a landmark birthday, nobody wants to hear about it. Plan ahead next time. Get a DD. You're 26, grow up.
ahw at November 13, 2014 8:53 AM
Also, $362 is WAY cheaper than a DWI. It's probably also less than your deductible if you run your car into something. And it certainly beats killing someone with your car because you couldn't get a cab.
ahw at November 13, 2014 8:58 AM
Can't wait for the first person who loses a bundle at a casino and then attempts to crowdsource the loss.
Kevin at November 13, 2014 9:39 AM
I read this whole post thinking the quoted paragraphs were a deliberate parody, chuckling heartily away, before following the link to discover it was actually real. What else can I say.
Alice at November 13, 2014 9:43 AM
I expect that Uber's business model will be in need of adjustment after it f*cks enough of its customers.
Bernie at November 14, 2014 4:01 PM
It may be a special kind of "something", but it just takes a Sandra Fluke kind of feminist princess to think that other people should be paying for your drunk choices.
Yes, Uber should balance it's demand pricing scale, but thats how Uber works today, and that's how Uber gets people out on the road during periods of high demand. Turns out, more Uber drivers were interested in partying than driving that night. Free market in the works. Maybe you should ditch the waitressing job and register to be an Uber driver, and focus on the Oh-drunk-thirty market. It's not like a cab company where you've got to pay an obscene graft for a taxi medallion.
Good think she didn't decide to have sex. Some poor dude would be facing a sexual assault charge, based on how her mind works.
Wayne at November 16, 2014 7:05 PM
So, she understands surge pricing, but is outraged that she had to pay it.
She understands that she agreed to the price, but she's outraged by the price, nonetheless.
She understands that she requested the higher-priced service, but is outraged by the higher price.
She was surprised that ride services charge more at 3:00am.
She went out and got drunk in a crowded city (Baltimore) on Halloween and couldn't find a cheap ride home, not having bothered to plan ahead and arrange one.
And she thinks that others should help her pay that bill that she agreed to pay herself because she's a blonde hippie chick with flowers in her hair.
People like this vote.
Conan the Grammarian at November 17, 2014 8:32 AM
Amy Alkon
https://www.advicegoddess.com/archives/2014/11/think-of-it-as-1.html#comment-5506795">comment from Conan the GrammarianThis is why I don't drink and shop. At least, not anything alcoholic. I bought coffee as a gift at a snotty, high-end coffee place near me (didn't have time to order from Portland's Ristretto Roasters), and I actually went home and printed out the prices from their website and went back, because it was too hard to tell what cost what. (And I didn't want to buy a $26 dollar 12-ounce bag of coffee!)
Amy Alkon
at November 17, 2014 10:32 AM
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