Okay, Miss Alkon, don't say you didn't start it!

Awwww!

Amy-Readers, who's your best bloggy friend? Maybe not your closest... We don't don't go to lunch very often, and it's been a while since we've had a weekend of sweaty, angry sex... But who's the best? Who's the most thoughtful, the most nuanced, the most engaged with our topics, who's best able to weave our disparate themes into cohesive conceptual framework which can guide you in your daily life?

And who posted this?:

At this hour it seems there's about a 72% chance that the Rolling Stone UVa rape story is going to fall apart Nifong-style.

Modern-day Army recruiting problems, or mass in all the wrong places:

Roughly three out of 10 Americans in their prime recruiting years qualify to join the Army. Obesity is still the bulk of the problem, [U.S. Army Recruiting Command head Major General] Batschelet said. However, it's easier to help a soldier make weight than improve his smarts.

This is a nice shot with a sited rifle propped up in a stand with no wind. Absolutely crazy good as a one-handed shot with a handgun. Bravo.

"But who's the best?"

Prose? You.
Content per post? Andrew M Garland.

No question.

And yet, he didn't make the call on this one.

"Just put the finger on the floor, son, and we'll figure this thing out."

A peaceful ending to what could have been a tragic fingering.