You think they had a bad day? How about those having season tickets?

http://nesn.com/2014/12/sixers-timberwolves-shoot-at-wrong-baskets-have-to-restart-game-video/

How much did these tickets cost?

http://nesn.com/2014/12/sixers-timberwolves-shoot-at-wrong-baskets-have-to-restart-game-video/

New Muslim neighbors told him to get rid of his pigs. Welcome to the neighborhood!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/01/05/texas-man-stages-pig-races-to-protest-islamic-neighbor-plans-to-build-mosque/

Speaking of good neighbors ...

"Ames, who had purchased a 675-acre Caroline County farm from a widow facing bankruptcy, sent his neighbors a registered letter informing them that he was going to build a fence around his property. The letter also said that he was going to charge his neighbors for half the cost of the fence, which amounted to thousands of dollars. Ames said the 1887 law allowed him to bill them for the fence even without their consent.

The case went through the courts, and in 1991, Ames finally prevailed in the Virginia Supreme Court."

http://jonathanturley.org/2007/08/18/john-frederick-ames-and-the-laws-misuse-in-a-fatal-fued/

Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick?

No.

Bagged Muslim in the restroom with the kitchen knife?

Sadly for the teacher, yes.