Trust me. Everything but the peeing. Plus a chocolate chip cookie. And a pat on the butt. We are easy and cheap.

Reminds me of an old joke. One difference between a girlfriend and a dog is when you lock your dog in the trunk of the car for an hour and then open the trunk, the dog is still glad to see you.

My time to shine......

My parents love the bichon-frise breed. They've always had at least one but my favorite out of all of them came from the streets.

His tail had been docked, and he had lived eating off trash. Now while all dogs love trash there is quite a difference between one that sees it as a treat and one that sees it as everyday food.

So my parents neutered him and gave him the traditional bichon blow out that uncurls their hair. You then do the hair cut that makes them look like they have no ears and their heads are Afro marshmallows. So he looked like an expensive dog fitted to the neighborhood they lived in.

But he was a street dog and he loved escaping and going up and down the neighborhood introducing himself to the neighbors. His specialty was eating the cat food, the corn on the Cobb from BBQs, playing with little girls that would give him licks of their ice-cream, sitting on the laps of elderly women and quietly eating the cookies of their table as they would have lunches with their friends.

Here is the thing. Nobody in my family knew this because we never socialized with anyone in our neighborhood. So when he died they asked us where he was by name, and why he had stopped coming over and eating their food.

Sure, be more like dogs. Meeting people on the street instead of shaking hands or the fake air kisses, you just walk up and stick your nose in their butt.

Yeah, that'll work out well.

:)

Re: Peeing. If you were naked at the time, I don't think he would mind.