1985 NYT Article: Why Laptops Will Never Catch On
Spoiler alert (your nose snorting your drink on your keyboard, that is) -- last para:
Erik Sandberg-Diment writes in The New York Times:
WHATEVER happened to the laptop computer? Two years ago, on my flight to Las Vegas for Comdex, the annual microcomputer trade show, every second or third passenger pulled out a portable, ostensibly to work, but more likely to demonstrate an ability to keep up with the latest fad. Last year, only a couple of these computers could be seen on the fold-down trays. This year, every one of them had been replaced by the more traditional mixed drink or beer.Was the laptop dream an illusion, then? Or was the problem merely that the right combination of features for such lightweight computers had not yet materialized? The answer probably is a combination of both views. For the most part, the portable computer is a dream machine for the few.
The limitations come from what people actually do with computers, as opposed to what the marketers expect them to do. On the whole, people don't want to lug a computer with them to the beach or on a train to while away hours they would rather spend reading the sports or business section of the newspaper. Somehow, the microcomputer industry has assumed that everyone would love to have a keyboard grafted on as an extension of their fingers. It just is not so.
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Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at February 19, 2015 12:40 AM
Wow. I think Gregg had a Kaypro.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaypro
I took a class in DOS and COBOL at the local community college during high school and was thrilled to pieces to never have to go through that hell again, getting to the University of Michigan and getting a Mac under the student discount program.
That one was still working in the early part of this century. Friends in Rome gave it to their kid to play with.
Amy Alkon at February 19, 2015 4:41 AM
Huh? It is literally impossible to use a laptop in coach class on an airplane. That's why you don't see them anymore.
The seats are so close together that you have to push the laptop all the way against the seat in front of you.
But: that seat is tilted backwards (even before it reclines into your lap). So your laptop screen points down. You can't see anything at all.
a_random_guy at February 19, 2015 5:48 AM
Who rides trains these days? And who ever brought a laptop to the beach for fun?
If I want a simple game or something to read I have a cell phone. My laptop is for work. I use it at customers sites.
Ben at February 19, 2015 6:07 AM
Ah 1985, I missed that.
Ben at February 19, 2015 6:09 AM
Wait, wut? someone actually uses the airliner's tray to support their laptop? huh. I always just used my lap to support the laptop. Seems to work.
I favor the smaller laptops, and they should do OK even in a tray. It didn't take long to get tired of lugging a 10 pound beast thru the airport.
Now a days, I would use a tablet on a plane to watch the Amazon prime video(s) I already downloaded so that I could entertain myself.
I R A Darth Aggie at February 19, 2015 6:17 AM
I use a desk top for my work and cannot stand using a laptop. If I'm flying I take a book.
Matt at February 19, 2015 7:35 AM
I was issued one of those monsters for travel use, along about 1987.
It wasn't that it wasn't useful, it was more that the applications available for it were very limited. I was using mine for engineering math, at which it was actually quite good. But I would always smile at the road-warriors who would be dragging these things around with them, knowing that they could do a bit of word-processing, maybe a simple spreadsheet, but apart from that, it was all vanity - especially since so few others were equipped to receive and process their output anyway. A moleskine notebook and a good pencil were more useful.
Nowadays, I just carry the thing to where it's going - the laptop is rapidly expanding back to the size it started out at, for engineering use, anyway, and it's really not practical to use in-route. That's what the phone and the Kindle are for.
llater,
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llamas at February 19, 2015 9:37 AM
If you thought those were huge to lug around, this guy's article about the early stuff reporters used is interesting. Especially the early stuff that used modem couplers: http://www.startribune.com/sports/blogs/291145401.html
My dad had something similar to a TRS-80 model 100 to phone in his timecards for AT&T for a few years. Horrible little thing that used these magnetic strips vs actual tape or a disc drive. Had a 40x1 display.. blech.
We started out with computers my friend across the street had (his dad was into computers).. Timex sinclairs, TRsSh-80s, Commodores (vic-20 through 128s), etc.. First in family was my grandparents Apple //c, first in our house was an AT&T PC6300 (dual 5-1/4" floppies, no HDD). When we did get a 20Meg HDD a year later, I remember thinking, "I"ll never be able to fill this monster!"
My tinkering started that early and eventually became my career. One that makes decent money, so that turned out great.
I still have the box from my first laptop in my garage (storing old games)... it was an AMD K6-2 processor.. my phone is more powerful now.
Miguelitosd at February 19, 2015 10:02 AM
The next great lover had an stunning sexual maneuver called The Butterfly.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at February 19, 2015 11:46 AM
Remember what Compaq started out making? It made a "compact" computer. I had one of those for work. It was about the size of an old-fashioned suitcase, and as heavy as one full of rocks. In carrying position, it sat on its keyboard. To use it, one sat it on its side and tipped the keyboard out.
I remember lugging it home one night in winter in Minnesota. I had to hop over a snow bank and cross a busy street quickly. Well, the keyboard dislodged and was bouncing merrily through the snow and slush in the street. Fun!!
Wambut at February 19, 2015 2:57 PM
Here is one!
http://www.vintage-computer.com/compaq_portable.shtml
Wambut at February 19, 2015 2:59 PM
Of this fabulously-failed prophecy, I found the last two sentences to be the most hilarious: "Somehow, the microcomputer industry has assumed that everyone would love to have a keyboard grafted on as an extension of their fingers. It just is not so."
Wanna bet?
Patrick at February 19, 2015 4:28 PM
> I remember lugging it home one night
> in winter in Minnesota.
The first time I saw one, in 1983, it looked like the most fabulous thing in human creation.
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at February 20, 2015 1:55 AM
I literally remember the scent.
Hmm? Career? TV... Watched the micro revolution sweep the industry.
Why do you ask?
Crid [CridComment at Gmail] at February 21, 2015 12:30 AM
Some really smart guy, it may have been Paul Graham, said that laptops are for the creative class and tablets are for the consuming class. There was no mention of the bigger-than-a-breadbox PCs that I use.
Alan at February 22, 2015 5:49 PM
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