My idea of a wilderness compound: An apartment in Paris with window boxes.

Dumbass fraternity hazing stunt at Syracuse results in severe frostbite.

Just remember, it's all in fun until somebody (nearly) loses a few fingers.

Meanwhile, a young Swedish woman has advertised via a Facebook page for roommate, asking "Are you good looking as hell, charming and know how to put down the toilet seat after you?"

She's caused a bit of controversy, it seems, "with commenters on social media accusing her of flaunting her own looks and bashing Sweden's gender-equal ideals."

If I were her daddy, I'd be more worried about whether she's actually thought the idea through.

I'm confused as to why the article bothered to mention that pledges had to do 3 push ups on multiple occasions as hazing.

I nearly froze once, it wanst that bad. Course I was swimming at the time so I didnt suffer frostbite. Just mild damage to my hypothalamus.

This is brilliant.

As Ike Turner once put it (quoted by David Letterman): Woman's be thinkin' too much.

Well, actually, the link for that last comment was supposed to be this.

But the truly discerning blog comment reader will make sense of it all, we are certain.

Some jackwagon manages to get his flight turned around and himself booted off and sent to the hospital.

He charged the cockpit door shouting "jihad". Looks like he got worked over pretty good by the other passengers.