And they wonder why doing college online is soaring ??

The way thing are going, I expect, that any time now, I'm going to be greeted by a blank-stared drone who tells me, "Welcome to Costco, I love you. . . "

Dave Chappelle predicted this years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4568PIRnk

"Check this box if you decline anal?"

Makes me wonder about the tens of thousands of sexual assaults that occur every day around the world in airplanes, subway cars, crowded elevators, sports stadiums, movie theaters, etc.

And porn always gives consent. Just sayin'.

And they wonder why doing college online is soaring ??

In many ways, that's more cost efficient. For the university. They get to charge the same amount, but once the lectures are recorded and made the best they can be, the faculty member in question never actually has to teach the course again. And a student who is only infrequently on campus (if at all) doesn't require the same resources that one who is on campus frequently.

Also, for a motivated student, they can probably work out a class in a couple of weeks if all the lectures are available immediately.

I'm left wondering: if someone bumps into me and doesn't immediately apologize, have I been sexually assaulted? In addition to the whole "all men are rapists" and "gain power over others without earning it", this gives cover to the whole #YesAllWomen hashtag fuckery.

On the other hand, this is a perfect opportunity to, as InstaPundit says, punch back twice as hard and as I say make the bureaucracy live by the rules they impose on us and given that women are more likely to be uninvited huggers, put the Title IX coordinator on your speed dial gentlemen and report every unwanted and uninvited hug. #YesAllMen Insist they follow thru.

If enough women get mangled in the process, they'll rewrite the code. If they don't follow thru, or do it inconsistently, you have a ready-made lawsuit and free money coming your way.

You may have to go all Natan Sharansky on them, but do it. It isn't like college campuses are actual Soviet gulags.

I mean, if you have to ask that way, never the fuck mind, because I'm going to read a book.

50 Shades of Gray? *ducks*

I'll be here all week. Please tip your lovely blog hostess! and try the low carb diet.

Bring on the sexbots.

(Until they're given rights, cuz you know that'll happen.)

And porn always gives consent. Just sayin'.

I'm pretty sure there's a signed release form some where on file.

Oh, phrasing. (Archer, probably not particularly safe for work)

My question when I read stuff like this is always the same: who are these people that are coming up with this stuff? Who are the "adults" that are sitting around a conference room table deciding that this is a good idea? Surely someone must raise their hand, at some point, and argue against this insanity?

this is what liberals have wrought within the educational system.

Blaming this on liberals is ridiculous and I am no fan of liberals. They are too conservative. Colleges and universities do this sort of thing to protect themselves against lawsuits. Otherwise, they would not give a crap about the sexual conduct of their students!

Perhaps the UVa folks will enjoy following the Columbia "My Mattress Is A Crucifix" lawsuit:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/27/living/feat-columbia-mattress-project-lawsuit/index.html

She's just like Jesus, except for the false rape claim and school administration malfeasance.

From Gog's article at CNN, the headline:

Columbia student accused of rape sues over accuser's performance art

Wow, that's a bit leading. How about:

Columbia student found not responsible for rape sues over accuser's breach of confidentiality in campus judicial proceedings

Ah, that's a bit better. But longer and uncut. Oh, right, phrasing.

Sometimes I need to go to work early while my wife is still sleeping. I'll kiss her goodbye gently so as not to wake her. Turns out I'm a rapist!

"Who are the "adults" that are sitting around a conference room table deciding that this is a good idea?"

I think it is about more than protecting schools from lawsuits. There's a general paternalism at work here, an idea of adults as post-pubescent lifelong children. There's a need for more government -- The Big Adult -- when you have a bunch of children running around. The people who try to squeeze it into every area of our lives don't get that it can someday be used to trip them up or even jail them, too.

I'm totally with Amy on the escort-timeshare idea, if I had a son going to college I'd be seriously considering some form of that. I wonder how one could set it up to use 529-plan funds to cover it?

Every hug by a girl involves boobs touching you through their clothes--assault!!!
These people are insane. No one ever in the history of the world acted like they now require students to act. "may I kiss you" yeah, right. not ever going to happen ever. Is this how the proponents of these rules act? I doubt it. Furthermore, even if you got such consent verbally, you (the boy) have no way to prove that you did. The girl can still say she didn't or say she was scared to say no or she changed her mind. The advantage for justice with the old definition of rape was that the woman was usually beat the hell up, cut, and sexually injured so it is clear she did not give permission.

In all seriousness, no one will obey this rule (or in California, this law). Everyone will be a rapist. Which is the intent of this law, to make everyone a criminal and then selectively prosecute those who are disliked by those in power.

I find it ironic how many Americans complain about Muslim values while simultaneously increasingly adopting almost the same values.

Obviously Hancock got the memo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAhReoyuJ5M

So college women are retards? Ok, I get it now.

So every college female is one hug away from the sexual assault "survivor" club? Remember when that membership was undesirable rather than a sought after feminist credential? Looking at you, Lena Dunam.

SO - it looks like it will be a long cold winter next year for the UVA women:
1. What family would send a son to that mess without strict instructions and attorney briefings on the rules and their consequences?
2. What will this do the the entering freshman male:female statistics?
3. At what point does the M:F statistic start to raise male Title IX issues, requiring Male Programs of for entrance and enrichment???

"Sexual Intercourse includes (a) vaginal penetration by a penis, object, tongue, or finger; (b) anal penetration by a penis, object, tongue, or finger; and (c) any contact, no matter how slight, between the mouth of one person and the genitalia of another person."

I was raped by my doctor during my prostate exam and I didn't even know it!

It's getting to the point where the only way to get to third base is by going through airport screening.

Does this mean that I can't ask anyone to blow me? Good grief, what's next?

Although it begs for a snarky comment, I will add that I've eliminated all hugging from my life due to the amorphous rules of unwanted social contact. It ended when I hugged a person well-known to me that had transitioned into a butch lesbian and I became concerned she/he might punch me when I released from the very awkward light social hug. See how we are?

So, if a mother hugs her child, is that incestuous statutory rape?

Richard Pryor explained it long ago:
"White folks are so strange."

Brave Ugly World. These University women better like cats, because I foresee a long life living with feline companions.

Jeesh! My mother is soooo disappointed in the frail women in college today, while she was one of the first women who had to be tough enough to get through the old-boy network to earn a computer science degree in the 60's.

By the way, in case they've missed it, and you know they did: white Republican men (a) fought for independence against tyranny, (b) fought to outlaw slavery, (c) fought for equal rights for women, (d) fought for civil rights for blacks, (e) fought for equal pay for women.

White republican men are heroes! but that goes against their fantasy....

It won't be long before this applies to kids while still primarily targeting these laws toward men as well if feminist lunacy continues to pervade our culture. Someone needs to stop the 'crazy train.'

We need duennas and chastity belts. Yeah, that is the answer.

AT UVA, sexual experimentation now means trying out a new deposition.

Technically I just had a bi-sexual rape gang bang during my morning commute on a Tokyo train.

There needs to be a form for this. And it has to be made out in triplicate!!!

This whole "affirmative consent" thing is getting out of hand. Just last night my college girlfriend refused me sex: she claimed her lawyer had a headache.

Q: " who are these people that are coming up with this stuff?"

A: Lawyers. This is alllll about liability. The handful of penetration-is-patriarchy people waving the banners are just useful cover.

The shame is that rape actually does occur. There are (mostly) young men who really don't respect boundaries, and (mostly) young women who don't say no or yes when they mean to.

These policies cover so much they cover nothing, and cannot be enforced.

@ J Silber: " she claimed her lawyer had a headache."
Good one. Rodney Dangerfield would be proud.

Human contact is now a crime!
Diana Moon Glampers is pleased.
What a Brave New World the bureaucrats have created for us.

"Check this box if you decline anal?"

Posted by: Shtetl G at April 29, 2015 7:00 AM

You think this will stop the IRS or the TSA?

They tried this at Antioch back in the 90s. Here are the Antioch rules:

http://www.ejhs.org/volume1/conseapa.htm

Well, guess what? Enrollment declined to a low of 370. The college closed in 2008, although I believe it re-opened in late 2011 with a handful of students.

College dates of the future:

http://gamil.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/bubble_boy.jpg

Meanwhile over at Feministing, the stupid still burns.

Apparently upset that once the rape accuser was outed as a phony the narrative changed.

I guess oxytocin researcher Paul J. Zak (aka, Dr. Love) had better be careful which campuses he goes to.

Until it happens to you or your sister, daughter, family member, you have no idea of what sexually assaulted victims go through at this school. It's criminal. Dont worry, your sweet boys are safe there...regardless of what they are doing and however brutal. UVA will make sure they are not held responsible. They haven't taken their sexual assault policies seriously for decades so there's no worries these policies will change a thing. By the way, for all of you accusing rape victims of being liars and falsifying reports, no one would put themselves through the horror that they go through, to tell such a lie. The Rolling Stone article did such a disservice for all the real rape victims there that they could have chosen for the article.