If This Is Your God, Your God Is A Pathetic Loser
Christopher Dickey at The Daily Beast quotes Stéphane "Charb" Charbonnier, the editor of Charlie Hebdo, slaughtered for Allah, whose book, "Open Letter to the Fraudsters of Islamophobia Who Play Into Racists' Hands," was just published:

Charb writes with contempt, for instance, about the religious groups, both Muslim and Catholic, that took Charlie Hebdo to court in the past. Why would they need to do that if they truly believed punishment would come in the afterlife, he wonders. Why would "God, the creator of the world, the guy with the big shoulders who plays with our planet like a driver stopped at a red light plays with his boogers" need a lawyer to defend him from cartoonists?

By the same token, why would Allah need men with Kalashnikovs to attack journalists, police officers and Jewish shoppers in a Kosher market? Charb did not live to address that question directly, but his fury at religious fanatics and those who make excuses for them gives us a perfect idea what he thought.