Keying Someone's Car Is More Effective If You Consult A Dictionary First
A woman keyed her ex-boyfriend and friend's cars, believing that they'd gotten involved, writing "WORE."
Oopsy.
From John Nickerson in the Stamford Advocate:
Lt. Diedrich Hohn said that early on the morning of Aug. 7, the cars of Csapilla's ex-boyfriend and one of her girlfriend's had been keyed and their tires punctured in the city. Scratched into the paint on the woman's car was the word "wore." Figuring there should have been a "h" in the word, police believed they had arrived at a motive for the crime, Hohn said.Hohn said Csapilla started sending harassing texts to her ex-boyfriend, alluding to the fact that she keyed the cars, and during at least one conversation admitted to him that she did it, Hohn said.
...When she left police headquarters, she took a picture of the building and put it up on the Snapchat social media site with the comment "Stamford police have nothing on me." As is the case with Snapchat, the picture and text were taken down only seconds later, but police were told by at least one recipient of the message that she posted the picture and comment.
"Unbeknownst to her, we did have enough and we obtained two arrest warrants from a judge and took her into custody at her home," Hohn said.
As I write in "Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck" about my hate mail:
A common error in e-mailed hate-rants, "your an idiot," tends to convey that you are an idiot, or at least not all that literate, turning what was supposed to be a withering attack into a source of amusement for the target.
Read a comment online the other day calling a woman a "who." What?
Conan the Grammarian at August 26, 2015 9:38 AM
She needed a grammar Nazi around when she was keying the car.
"Excuse me miss. You forgot the h. It should be W H O R E"
Scratches out the misspelling and writes it correctly on the side of the car.
mer at August 26, 2015 9:48 AM
An even more common error is sending the email or keying the car in the first place. Some people are just begging to be caught!
Reminds me of a Cops episode years ago in which a woman phoned in a anonymous tip to the police that some guy was transporting drugs.
The cops stopped her ex-boyfriend as he was trying to move out of town. After emptying out his carefully packed U-Haul and finding nothing, they let him know why they suspected him and wanted to know if there was anyone who would call in such a tip.
Yep, he said, his ex. The cops then recorded his phone call to her in which she admitted that she did it to "get back" at him for "being a jerk."
Like I said, some people are just begging to get caught.
charles at August 26, 2015 11:09 AM
Well, maybe after a night with this fellow, the whore was completely wore out.
Wut?
Read a comment online the other day calling a woman a "who." What?
Maybe she's from Whoville?
I R A Darth Aggie at August 26, 2015 11:29 AM
The sign for a Jewish Community Center was defaced with graffiti in this area a few years ago. The vandals wrote "Heil Hiter" on the sign.
They also wrote (and misspelled) a phrase in French on the sign.
I think if you're going to be a neo-Nazi skinhead and deface signs, you should first learn how to spell "Hitler."
I guess that's better than being from Ho-ville.
Conan the Grammarian at August 26, 2015 11:47 AM
Whus' the problem? Ain't she jes' doin' whut the chick singin' the cuntry song sed wuz cool? Dang! Jerk guy prob'ly deserved it!
Jay R at August 26, 2015 12:14 PM
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