A Dear Millenials letter.

Hey, snark in the morning to go along with the eggs, bacon and kale does a body good.

Five baffling uses of CGI. Check out the pear.

Are campus kangaroo sex assault "courts" racist?

"Case after Harvard case that has come to my attention, including several in which I have played some advocacy or adjudication role, has involved black male respondents, but the institution cannot 'know' this because it has not been thought important enough to monitor for racial bias," Halley wrote.

Emphasis mine...I smell a racial discrimination suit in the offing. But again, tie up the bureaucracy with the red tape that their own rules and regulations require them to adhere to.

I am a huge fan of Mike Rowe and his responses to people are always epic. But this one was particularly good. Some guy wrote on Mike's wall and was offended that in his show, Rowe referred to a prairie dog as vermin...Mr. Rowe's response was classic. Even a lot of the commenters were spot on.

https://www.facebook.com/TheRealMikeRowe?fref=nf

Democratic debate:

Media goes all-in for Hillary despite the polling results.

The best part about having your own church has to be gang-beating your child to death, can I get an amen?

And hospitalizing his willful brother, too, praise the lord!

Maybe not a wonka. More like the supplier of golden tickets.

And most definitely one of America's best friends:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-34544456

Rest in Peace, Mr. Taylor.