Being "Of Color" Shouldn't Be Considered A Pass To Say Ugly, Racist Things
There's a ridiculous piece at Salon (that statement being a bit repetitive, sorry) by Kathleen Furin, who says, "Let's stop lying to our kids about Santa."
Consider this statement about Santa from the piece:
"The thought of a white man in my chimney does not delight me," one of my friends, who is black, says. "It terrifies me."
And consider if it were this instead:
"The thought of a black man in my chimney does not delight me," one of my friends, who is white, says. "It terrifies me."
If the second one is unacceptable, the first one should also be considered unacceptable.
Below, John McWhorter and Glen Loury talk on video (really smart stuff) about the recent controversy over Santa's race -- and whether black people do themselves harm by being in a constant panic and self-consciousness over race. Does that become a self-fulfilling prophecy?
Here's the Aisha Harris Slate piece they're discussing -- in which she says Santa should not only not be white but should be a...sigh...a penguin.
Loury: "Do black children need a brown-colored Santa Claus in a world of a billion symbols ... to feel okay about themselves? Only in sick environment in which parents teach their children that their self-worth is to be measured by the correspondence of their skin and ... whatever they're looking at on television."
Most people I saw when I was a kid -- on TV and elsewhere -- did not have red hair and were not Jewish. This did not harm me, but it might have -- had I been raised to think that being redheaded and Jewish (or white) defined my existence.
And as I've written before, I grew up without friends until I was 15, and I experienced a good bit of anti-Semitism and bullying, including having our house violated with some regularity and getting ganged up on by a bunch of girls in junior high school, to the point my dad had to go to the Principal to have it stopped.
video via @SteveStuWill








It's like these people (I know) are LOOKING for a bad experience because they are ashamed that they have grown up in a better environment than their Grandparents.
If you've experienced racism/bullying/physical threats you don't really focus on Santa's color.
I think the best answer is to this is to simply say:
"If that is the worst thing you can worry about then your life has got to be a hell of a lot better than your parents' was."
Bob in Texas at December 24, 2015 4:48 AM
I don't know if it's shame that they've grown up in a better environment than their grandparents.
I've been of the mind that grievance hunting is a way to unearned power.
There's covert narcissism in being the perpetual victim. It gives you something to identify with -- though I think, as McWhorter observes, it's something pernicious.
By the way, I always just figured black families have a black Santa because Santa is daddy. Not that I really gave this any thought, but it was what occurred to me when I started seeing all this stuff on Santa's color recently.
Amy Alkon at December 24, 2015 5:02 AM
Amy
Small correction: I was just watching the video and your quote is from Glenn, not John.
As to this ridiculous issue of the color of Santa, I agree completely with Glenn. This crap is just perpetuating the racial tensions and giving the racial extremists grist for their mill. It's not helping anything!
Onlooker at December 24, 2015 6:15 AM
I don't buy the Santa is daddy bit. Santa is fat, my dad is not. Santa has a beard, until a few years ago my dad did not. There are so many ways that Santa and most fathers don't match that skin color is just one detail among many.
(I'll leave out the fact that my father gave me a rutabaga for Christmas on year. That's another issue entirely.)
This is the same issue with Jesus not being black. These people are racists and think that anyone who doesn't look just like them can't be significant or important.
Ben at December 24, 2015 6:25 AM
As much as I think that the "cultural appropriation" outrage from the perpetually-offended is nonsense, I wonder what they would say about this. Or does it not work when "white" culture is appropriated? (of course it doesn't, just look around)
(I just noticed that this video is from 2013 and addresses a dumb article from then, but of course it's still apropos, and I'm sure we'll get this same kind of stupid article every year for a while; alas.)
Onlooker at December 24, 2015 6:30 AM
Thanks, Onlooker. I thought McWhorter was an older dude, so I figured he was the guy on the left. Didn't bother looking at the name right there over his head!
Corrected.
Amy Alkon at December 24, 2015 6:33 AM
You're welcome.
I really enjoy listening to Glenn's show, especially when he has John on it.
By the way, for anybody interested, you can listen to his show via podcast. That's how I do it. And you don't miss anything as it's all talk. You can see the "Podcast" button at upper left, or find it thru iTunes, etc.
He's a smart man and has the courage to run against the grain of identity politics, etc. And though I don't agree with him all the time, I do learn things and challenge my own perspective many times. Good stuff.
Onlooker at December 24, 2015 6:58 AM
Pussies are never sastified!
First Kwanzaa and now they want my Santa!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwanzaa
Bob in Texas at December 24, 2015 7:21 AM
The thought of an imaginary white man who lives at the North Pole, gets around by flying sleigh, and plays with elves climbing down their chimney to leave gifts terrifies them?
I'm with Bob in Texas. If that's the worst thing you have to worry about....
Also, how do they feel about Father Christmas, Père Noël, and Sinterklaas?
Considering that Santa Claus is derived from the legend of Nikolaos, a Greek bishop of Myra (in Turkey) and was brought into this final form by Washington Irving, Clement Moore, Thomas Nast, and Coca-Cola advertising, all this posturing about his race is ridiculous. He's cultural icon. Let's leave it at that.
Yes, Kathleen, there is a Santa Claus - and he's generally depicted as a fat, jolly white man with a beard.
Conan the Grammarian at December 24, 2015 9:26 AM
Why Santa exists, as told by Terry Pratchett:
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“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."
REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE.
"Tooth fairies? [Santa Claus]? Little—"
YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.
"So we can believe the big ones?"
YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.
"They're not the same at all!"
YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.
"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"
MY POINT EXACTLY.”
Conan the Grammarian at December 24, 2015 9:31 AM
I've never been a parent to double-down on the lie. No Elf on the Shelf or reindeer footprints around here. But I think denying kids the magic of Santa just to satisfy some juvenile need of your own, to feel "superior" to those who lie...well that's stupid and cruel.
If black people want a black santa, why don't they make one? They already appropriated The Wizard of Oz, and Annie, and Karate kid, and Steel Magnolias, and...plumb invented some weird-ass
"African" holiday with native-American corn as the symbol....so why not take santa too? Apparently separate-but-equal is fine, so long as it's the blacks choosing it.
momof4 at December 24, 2015 9:41 AM
I think the obsession with slights and microagressions results from a total lack of knowledge of history, even recent history. No one remembers the Great Depression and how skinny everyone one was (and no, not from an eating disorder). No one remembers the lynchings in the South (and actually, 2/3 of lynchings were whites, it was just lawlessness). No one remembers white/black water fountains and entrances and segregated schools including college. I remember the very end of the sharecroppers in the South in the 1970s, with their one-room homes up on cement blocks, with newspaper covering the walls to keep out the wind. And an outhouse. They don't remember lots of things, because they are too young and don't read history, that would put their lives in perspective. Just trying to imagine these kids at college having to use an outhouse all the time. heh. Any yet on a TV interview yesterday a black woman claimed that racism is getting worse. It may be true that the CLAIMS of racism are getting louder....
Craig Loehle at December 24, 2015 10:11 AM
Momof4,
What Pratchett said is the thing. Santa is a teaching story. It promotes giving freely to each other. It also has justice elements. Those who are not good do not get rewarded. Used like that it is a good and useful story.
But like anything it can be taken too far. Insisting the story is true and falsifying evidence to support a lie is not healthy. Parents who go to great lengths to push the Santa story are really teaching their kids that their parents are liars and not to be trusted.
Craig,
People who have built their culture and identity around being oppressed cannot admit that they aren't oppressed. Doing so would require recognizing their entire world view is a lie. There is also a moral component to the grievance cultures. If you are the oppressed one then any horrible thing you do is only evening the scales a little. That is why the US must be an irredeemably racist and sexist nation. If there was an end to the racism and sexism then the evil acts would be just that, evil acts, instead of small corrections.
A culture based on trading small evils is inherently morally bankrupt.
Ben at December 24, 2015 12:21 PM
Hey!
If I can't have cornrows because "cultural appropriation", then get the hell away from my Santa Claus!
He wasn't the icon of selfless giving on the African continent at all. The concept is alien to equatorial Africa, anyway, the winter solstice having little or no significance there.
And while you're at it, please explain how "black" is all one race, when Africa has diversity to a greater degree than Europe and the Americas.
Unless, of course, you're intent on using color to get money in the USA...
You want heritage? Maybe you should think about why you have the urge to claim a completely alien society's customs.
Radwaste at December 24, 2015 12:57 PM
If they're afraid of Ol' St. Nick, wait till they get a load of Krampus.
I R A Darth Aggie at December 24, 2015 1:22 PM
If black people want a black santa, why don't they make one? They already appropriated The Wizard of Oz, and Annie, and Karate kid, and Steel Magnolias, and...
Harry Potter.
It's a twitter thing. Well, that's where I encountered it. Yer welcome.
I R A Darth Aggie at December 24, 2015 1:25 PM
But I think denying kids the magic of Santa just to satisfy some juvenile need of your own, to feel "superior" to those who lie...well that's stupid and cruel.
Very much agree with you on this, momof4 -- though I'm an atheist. Kids need to imagine. I used to tell my mother I could fly, and show her, too, at Shiawassee Park in Farmington, near where I grew up. My mother, thankfully, didn't snarl, "You're NOT flying; you're just running and flapping your arms!"
No need for that sort of thing.
A few years later, on my own, I decided there probably wasn't a god.
PS I wished my fellow white Jewgirl editor a Happy Kwaanza.
Amy Alkon at December 24, 2015 3:17 PM
Santa can be played by a black guy at the local mall, whatever. I mean, I assume when black families invite Santa to visit they don't send some random white guy to "Oh go buy that quart of milk I forgot"
NicoleK at December 24, 2015 5:26 PM
From a "cultural" aspect the history of General Tso's Chicken is very funny. Hope the student complaining about it has a sense of humor.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=7639868
Bob in Texas at December 24, 2015 5:59 PM
The origins of the burrito don't exactly fit the politically correct cultural model either, being mostly a US invention.
A friend of mine from Mexico said he'd never heard of a burrito until he came to the US.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrito
Conan the Grammarian at December 24, 2015 6:18 PM
"People who have built their culture and identity around being oppressed cannot admit that they aren't oppressed. Doing so would require recognizing their entire world view is a lie."
And then they'd have to figure out what to replace it with, what to do with themselves, and what to find meaning in.
Which is too hard and too much work.
JD at December 24, 2015 6:37 PM
'If black people want a black santa, why don't they make one?'
They have? I've seen black santas in predominately black neighborhoods. I saw a black santa figurine riding a crocodile in New Orleans. The show Blackish centered around this very santa topic and I've seen black santas on BET.
I've seen Black Jesus and black Cleopatra. In fact I think out of everyone I mentioned a black Cleopatra seems the most popular.
Ppen at December 24, 2015 9:01 PM
Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw of a department-store Santa sheepishly saying to a young boy:
"I'm sorry, young man, but I'm afraid I don't speak Spanish."
And there's a similar situation with a Dutch girl in the movie "Miracle on 34th St." Turns out Santa DOES speak Dutch, because...he IS Santa!
(I have to say though, that I didn't enjoy the movie much as an adult, and I doubt I would have enjoyed it much had I seen it when I was, say, six. I still can't figure out who's supposed to enjoy it...)
And my mother only lied to me ONCE about Santa that I know of - it was the first time I heard of Santa. After that, whenever I asked if he were real (starting at age 7 or 8), she would say: "What do you think?"
She also had the sense (IMO) to make me think that Santa ONLY brought the candy and orange in the stocking. Not only was it easier for her to fill a stocking in a hurry, it would have meant that had we ever become seriously poor, we'd still have the thrill of Santa's visit every year. (Somehow, I never thought it was odd or even interesting that other families got toys from Santa; I already got enough toys from relatives anyway.) My mother's set-up also meant that she wouldn't have to take me to department store Santas for "fun," and the post office wouldn't have to deal with my letters. Last but not least, my not getting toys from Santa meant that I was less likely to be disillusioned at an early age. My mother was not afraid to tell me "no, that present would be a bad thing for you or your brother to have" or "no, we can't afford it." (I, at least, didn't hear that last one often, because I learned fast not to ask for anything that was expensive unless it was the ONLY present I wanted for the entire year - not the sort of sacrifice most children are willing to make, IMO.)
On a day-to-day basis, it's good for parents to come up with reasons other than finances when little kids keep demanding things, to avoid depressing them. Or one can say: "It was your idea first, so EARN it."
lenona at December 26, 2015 8:44 AM
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