Marry Christmas
Sign at my fave cafe. 
PS The guy who put it up has English as his second language. (I think he means "okay if the wife is divorced.")
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Conan the Grammarian at December 20, 2015 9:19 AM
That is funny...
I really don't get the last line which I think reads "also body heat and twins" - the author currently doesn't have body heat? Or is that qualities desired in the new wife?
The Former Banker at December 20, 2015 10:01 AM
"Body heat": He's doing the LA marathon, and I think he's taken off some body fat.
And twins -- he's a sweetheart of a guy and wants to have and care for children.
Amy Alkon at December 20, 2015 10:21 AM
Body Heat and Twins are also the names of movies.
When I read new wife, I assumed that he already had a wife but was ready to trade her in.
Jen at December 20, 2015 11:34 AM
Hope you get a good deal on your trade-in, buddy! ;b
jdgalt at December 20, 2015 12:54 PM
For the record:
As I've heard it, in the 18th century, in England at least, it was somewhat common (though not technically legal) for husbands to auction off their wives when they got bored with them. Don't know if they ever auctioned off other members of their family as well - could anyone enlighten me on that?
lenona at December 20, 2015 2:16 PM
I thought he wanted to shack up with twins (which would generate some body heat).
Old RPM Daddy (OldRPMDaddy at GMail dot com) at December 21, 2015 5:31 AM
Body Heat. Kathryn Turner. Yowza.
Cousin Dave at December 21, 2015 6:50 AM
Old bumper sticker still relevant: "Ex-Wife for sale, take over payments."
Jay at December 21, 2015 6:59 AM
I love the fact that this business owner/manager isn't afraid to be politically in-correct.
That would make it my favorite café too.
charles at December 21, 2015 11:10 AM
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