Sharia Air: "Please Wait Until We Are At Cruising Altitude To Beat Your Wife"
Malaysia has launched a Sharia-compliant airline, Rayani Air, as Caroline McGuire reports in the Daily Mail:
In-flight meals served on board its flights are completely halal, with alcohol consumption strictly prohibited, in compliance with Shariah laws.The dress code is also reflective of Shariah guidelines, as Muslim flight crew must wear the hijab while non-Muslim crew have to be decently dressed.
There will also be prayer recitals on the plane before take-off.
On the bright side, you probably don't have to worry about getting blown up by terrorists, since, under Islam, Muslims are only supposed to murder infidels, not other Muslims.
And in case you're wondering about the wife-beating, it is encouraged in Islam -- but (good news!) only if your wife is disobedient.
The Hanafis mentioned four situations in which a husband is permitted to discipline his wife by hitting her. These are: not adorning herself when he wants her to; not responding when he calls her to bed and she is taahirah (pure, i.e., not menstruating); not praying; and going out of the house without his permission.








"There will also be prayer recitals on the plane before take-off."
Maybe they are not as confident about things as they would like to be.
Bob in Texas at December 26, 2015 4:40 AM
But will they provide acid to throw the faces of wives and daughters?
Patrick at December 26, 2015 4:55 AM
re Patrick's post:
"A cartel of South London gangsters have put £10,000 bounties on each of their heads since the horrific attack in Southampton nine days ago."
Guess even pirates know when to set an example.
Will not stop believers but ...
Bob in Texas at December 26, 2015 6:25 AM
I don't see how killing an infidel in the air isn't prohibited. Imagine if you brought a McRib from the airport McDonald's...
In another venue, I am being called "anti-Christ" for pointing out that DNA analysis is practical as part of the theory of evolution. Some people apparently think "creation science" can identify the father...
Radwaste at December 26, 2015 7:08 AM
The dress code is also reflective of Shariah guidelines, as Muslim flight crew must wear the hijab while non-Muslim crew have to be decently dressed.
Also, if any Muslim should decide to commandeer the aircraft while in flight, he must state "I am hijabacking this plane!"
JD at December 26, 2015 10:41 AM
On the bright side, you probably don't have to worry about getting blown up by terrorists, since, under Islam, Muslims are only supposed to murder infidels, not other Muslims.
Yes, but that's only if the other Muslims are "true" Muslims. If you don't feel they're "true" believers, then they're infidels as well. If you're a Wahhabi/Salafist Muslim, you'd feel perfectly justified in blowing up a plane full of Sufis.
NYT/2010: The Muslims in the Middle
JD at December 26, 2015 10:55 AM
I don't see how killing an infidel in the air isn't prohibited.
Dead and rotting seatmates are probably frowned upon.
Amy Alkon at December 26, 2015 1:21 PM
Patrick: That's one story in which I believe an eye for an eye makes sense.
When they catch them; throw acid in their faces.
charles at December 26, 2015 6:00 PM
I saw it in a meme, and while I don't know if it's true, I have no reason to doubt it, and it's horrifying. It shows a young Muslim woman with a scarred and disfigured face, and the caption explained that her father threw acid in her face because she refused to marry a much older, already married Muslim man that her father had picked for her.
Patrick at December 27, 2015 10:02 AM
Yeah, in an accident, I'm going to trust my life to an FA who can't see because the stupid hijab has fallen over her eyes. Not.
And what are the male crew members expected to wear?
Cousin Dave at December 29, 2015 10:34 AM
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