LA's Slow-Speed Freeway Chase Has Competition: NYC Street Sweeper Leads Cops on Wild Chase Through Brooklyn.

http://patch.com/new-york/windsorterrace/nyc-street-sweeper-leads-cops-wild-chase-through-brooklyn

Talk about endless patience.

Cute but I can't help but think about what happens when he decides that he really doesn't want to behave. What are you gonna do? Scary thought, as he could cause quite a bit of harm without intending it at all.

'Trust Us With More Data,' Say Government Agencies Hacked By A 16-Year-Old.

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20160215/06362933606/trust-us-with-more-data-say-government-agencies-hacked-16-year-old.shtml

Elephant not housebroken? oy.

But soon enough, elephant will be breaking the house.

Government Motor: you're so screwed.

http://karendecoster.com/general-motors-borrowing-dough-to-fund-pension-liability.html

And here I thought the cats were a challenge...

Good thing the elephants don't wear granny glasses:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/ab8d97d9838132e80d2e3c39b20a8942/tumblr_nyca4bLGKy1s1bdg8o1_540.jpg

You know how when you make a decision and other people are harmed so you step up and accept responsibility?

Like the Governor of Michigan blaming the EPA for not stopping him in the Flint poison water scandal, for instance.

From Ann Landers' column, 1997:

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1997-01-20/features/9701200029_1_dear-ann-landers-dear-readers-children

It had remarks by people on whether to have children or not.

Quote:

Victoria, B.C.: "Children? Why? I love elephants, but it doesn't mean I want them living in my house. Get real."

Well. I know who'se house I'm NOT going to for dinner. Yuck!