I Don't Want To Think Of My Dinner Enjoying Itself
Tip for restauranteurs: I don't want to see my dinner having fun. Fish arranged in ice to look as if they're jumping out of water...bad idea.

I Don't Want To Think Of My Dinner Enjoying Itself
Tip for restauranteurs: I don't want to see my dinner having fun. Fish arranged in ice to look as if they're jumping out of water...bad idea.





How provincial of you Amy!
Meet the meat: an Ameglian Major Cow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOm01dEzzI
jerry at February 13, 2016 11:43 PM
That's great, jerry.
Amy Alkon at February 14, 2016 8:43 AM
I enjoy that kind of whimsy. Of course, I grew up eating animals that I raised and it never bothered me.
causticf at February 14, 2016 8:52 AM
The waiter approached.
'Would you like to see the menu?' he said. 'Or would you like to meet the Dish of the Day?'
'Huh?' said Ford.
'Huh?' said Arthur.
'Huh?' said Trillian.
'That’s cool,' said Zaphod. 'We'll meet the meat.
May I urge you to consider my liver?" asked the animal, "it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months.
Conan the Grammarian at February 14, 2016 11:42 AM
"Meet the meat: an Ameglian Major Cow."
I think that cow was played by Shia LeBoeuf, yes?
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at February 14, 2016 4:49 PM
Check out the few food stories mentioned in Roger E. Axtell's "Do's and Taboos Around the World." (He's written several travel books, so you may find more food stories that I don't know about.)
One, IIRC, was about a US executive who thought he'd seen and eaten just about everything in East Asia. Until a live, gasping fish was brought to the table and sliced to pieces before the customers' eyes. (Obviously, HE hadn't been the one to do the ordering - and he lost his appetite for quite some time after that. But...there's no polite substitute for eating what you're served, whether at a neighbor's house or in another country. Aside from health or religious reasons - maybe.)
lenona at February 15, 2016 2:30 PM
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