TSA "Academy": Pretend Airport Security's New "Advanced Training"
Great Chris Bray post at TSA News Blog on how the TSA is doing a little image management with a "national training academy":
The new academy is a response to the TSA's spectacularly high failure rate during "red team" testing. The agency's smurfs used to "train" on the job at airport checkpoints, but now "train" at a single, national facility. Take a moment to watch the video: TSA officers are still TSA officers, slack-jawed mouthbreathers (in a GED-optional job) who mindlessly repeat empty slogans about the dangers and challenges of Thedala Mageeing septuagenarian crotches and sobbing toddler bodies.And the training is still the training: A trainer points at an x-ray screen, for example, and asks a trainee: "Do you see anything prohibited in that bag?" But instead of pointing at an x-ray screen and asking a trainee, "Do you see anything prohibited in that bag?" at a local airport, the trainer now points at an x-ray screen and asks a trainee, "Do you see anything prohibited in that bag?" at a national facility.
And the perfect analysis from Bray:
It's like if the bagger at the Piggly Wiggly flew to a different city to learn how to put eggs in a bag.








*drops eggs on the floor*
Whoops. Move along. MOVE ALONG.
I R A Darth Aggie at February 18, 2016 10:27 AM
OTOH maybe it will give them a chance to do some background checks, and evaluations of their employees rather than, you just get a job, because uncle Bob knows one of the supervisors at the local airport.
I went to some government classes for a certification back in the day. Pretty easy stuff for anyone with a legitimate college degree and a little background in math.
There were those too dumb or inept to pass, which limited their ability to get propmotions, or transfers.
Isab at February 18, 2016 10:38 AM
"Academy"
Really? Don't they already abuse people enough; do they also have to abuse the English language?
Academy? Why didn't they just call it "University" like "Hamburger University."
Oh wait, maybe they take Hamburger University drop-outs.
Seriously though, it sounds like just another way to spend our tax dollars on useless crap. Spend the money to fly everyone into one central location instead of doing more cost-effective distance-learning with actual standards!
charles at February 18, 2016 12:49 PM
Ironically, this wasteful stupidity might make it easier for... motivated individuals... to erase the blight.
DaveG at February 18, 2016 1:01 PM
One slight benefit with this may be, the TSA would fly there and have to see what screening is like from the passengers perspective. I know, I'm grasping at straws.
Joe J at February 18, 2016 2:26 PM
When you've got an unlimited supply of funds, a massive inferiority complex, and an deep-seated need to assert control, it makes sens to centralize your training at an "academy."
Flying folks out to a training facility for a two-week training course that could, in reality, be handled by a traveling training squad or even local certified trainers isn't a cost concern when you can simply hit up the airlines and the traveling public for the funds in the name of national security.
Having an academy makes you a professional organization on a par with your "peers" in law enforcement.
Can't wait for a politician to list the TSA Academy as an educational credential (a Florida politician once listed a 'degree of Bachelor from Hamburger University').
Wonder what the class ring will look like.
Conan the Grammarian at February 18, 2016 2:35 PM
Go through screening?? are you nuts? they'll just flash their TSA badge and get waved thru.
I R A Darth Aggie at February 18, 2016 2:37 PM
Use of the term 'Academy' is an attempt to big up their credentials, by using the same name as eg the FBI Academy, the several service Academies, and state and local police academies - all of which have actual admission standards.
I can't wait for some scruffy groper with unshined shoes and his tie knotted under his ear to tell me that he's an 'Academy man'.
llater,
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llamas at February 19, 2016 5:03 AM
Can't help but wonder where this "academy" is going to be. How much you want to bet it's going to be in some prime vacation area of the country?
Cousin Dave at February 19, 2016 7:38 AM
Welcome to the TSA Academy:
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/02/17/467057310/body-scanners-and-explosives-tsa-starts-academy-for-screeners
And with that inadequate training as a base, Weeks Freeman is now training others.
Conan the Grammarian at February 19, 2016 9:39 AM
FLETC in Glynco, Georgia:
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Federal+Law+Enforcement+Training+Center/@31.2307033,-81.5065559,13.75z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x0000000000000000:0xfc0ecba3df411dc7
Conan the Grammarian at February 19, 2016 9:44 AM
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