Typical suburban Mom leaving USA due to "gun violence" turns her "professional brain" off and chooses Brussels as a safe haven! LOL!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/03/24/a-stint-in-brussels-was-meant-to-enrich-my-kids-instead-it-taught-them-about-terror/?hpid=hp_no-name_opinion-card-b%3Ahomepage%2Fstory

UN Blames Israel for Palestinian Men Who Beat Their Wives

http://www.algemeiner.com/2016/03/09/un-blames-israel-for-palestinian-men-who-beat-their-wives/

Like Black Friday;

But for Easter!

Holidays can be so much fun!

Happy Easter, the day we celebrate the reanimation of mortally wounded corpse* by pretending a single rabbit lays plastic candy filled eggs all over the world in peoples yards and dont think any of that is weird at all

*He had only been dead 36-38 hours yet not ONE years long friend or disciple of his recognized him on sight?

You forgot about him being a time traveling zombie Lujlp. The first coming of Christ was ~0 AD. The second coming of Christ is at the end of time. But there are third and fourth comings (among others) in between by our reckoning of time. Not to mention the toast cameos or dream visitations.

So eat your damn candy from plastic eggs pooped out by a magic rabbit. It's no dumber than a lot of other things. (Having to provide ID to vote is racist?)

There are people around here who bury a small statue of Joseph in their yard when they want to sell a house. They claim it increases the home's value. The funny thing is most of them aren't Catholic. Several are atheists. It is some odd south american Catholic ritual they inherited.

Every christmas and easter I like to point out to my religious friends that the Christ told a group of people most of them would still be alive when he returned in glory for his second coming.

This was in 29 AD. Meaning given the average life span the second comming (and rapture if they are that kid of christian) had to occur BEFORE 100 AD

Meaning this reality is the hell all non saved souls were condemned to and they are already damned