"Where the fuck did I park?" -- Casbah-style.

https://www.facebook.com/100007001688100/videos/1701196670123706/?fref=nf

Someone say "casbah"? https://youtu.be/15FfWj11uys

With a $1 billion in government money available, there are too many opportunities for accounting irregularities:

http://hotair.com/archives/2016/04/30/ny-governor-to-launch-investigation-of-corruption-in-his-own-office/

This one smart cookie:

When he decided against going to a traditional high school, Warner Adams got teased. But now he's getting the last laugh.

“People always make fun of vocational schools, but now they're like, ‘Oh man, I wish I went there,’” said Adams, now a junior at Pathfinder Regional Vocational Technical High School, where every recent graduate found a job upon graduating.

In Massachusetts, where the school is located, the average starting salary in manufacturing is about $45,000. “I can make as much money as someone going to college, coming straight out of high school, and I don't have to pay for college loans or anything like that,” Adams said.

http://www.today.com/money/teens-enter-vocational-school-come-out-jobs-no-debt-6C9625718

The great part about being a Mormon girl at Brigham Young University is that if you report being raped, the local police will secretly give your rape report to the school so they can kick you out for violating the school's honor code.

That'll teach those sluts not to get raped.

The Privilege Game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOMpxsiUg2Q

Hobosexuals. Really. I looked it up. It's in an actual journal.

Per the tweet:

‏@real_peerreview
Individuals having not-for-profit sex with homeless people to combat capitalism

https://twitter.com/real_peerreview/status/693951671450390529

TEACH MEN NOT TO LIE ABOUT BEARS: Man admits he lied about bear attack.

Interestingly, he was punished more harshly than many women who file false reports of being attacked by men.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/232693/

What could possibly go wrong:

EATONTOWN, N.J. — A new business in town allows its patrons to get primal while drinking a cold one.

The idea for Stumpy’s Hatchet House, the first indoor hatchet throwing venue in the United States, was homegrown by two couples, Kelly and Stuart Josberger, of Toms River, and Trish and Mark Oliphant, of Lakehurst.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/nation-now/2016/04/29/hatchet-throwing-beer-miss-venture/83730668/

Well Gog, it doesnt help when the rape victim doesnt report her assailant for rape but a few days afterward because she found out he lied about his age. . .

Couple that with the local DA requesting the retaliation charges be dropped, reports that she has refused to cooperate with the investigation of the crime she reported, its starting to look like this might be another hoax