"Hey Jethro, what say we tie our bebby to a board and drag her behind the boat fer fun?!"

*Yore stoopid, Lerlene. We can put her on water skis and get in the Ginness buuk! Asides, I think she's dang near six! She kin do it hersef!*

Six months old, that is.

Bernie wants to emulate Venezuela:

http://www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/must-read/close-the-gaps-disparities-that-threaten-america

These days, the American dream is more apt to be realized in South America, in places such as Ecuador, Venezuela and Argentina, where incomes are actually more equal today than they are in the land of Horatio Alger. Who's the banana republic now?

Oh, Florida man (autoplay video):

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-tampa/watch-florida-highway-patrol-investigating-wild-hit-and-run-incident-in-tampa

The offender should give thanks that no one had a concealed carry permit.

https://pjmedia.com/trending/2016/05/26/17-times-the-onion-went-soft-on-hillary-clinton/

California and it's green priesthood:

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/california-717421-road-state.html

Can horses be gay?

http://www.horseandhound.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?358871-Can-horses-be-gay

Homosexuality has been observed in many species.

According to this Wikipedia entry, yes, the domestic horse has been observed in homosexual behavior.

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You'd think the Loch Ness monster would get out of the water and go for a stroll now and then.

Like this guy, for instance.

> Sometimes the only way to teach
> a bully not to bully is for
> someone to bully back.

Or they could, y'know, sue.

It's you and the man that just tried to rape your wife, in a 8' x 8' elevator. He has a belt. You have a tire iron. OOPS!

http://www.wsj.com/articles/man-charged-for-killing-wifes-attacker-1464713737

"...where incomes are actually more equal today than they are in the land of Horatio Alger."

What does this even try to mean?

There's a damned good reason some people make a bunch more than others.

Nobody, but nobody is going to GIVE you "equality". It's not possible.

Seen it for fifty loops, but it's all going too fast: Still not sure whether it was safer or he just knew that it would look incredibly cool.