Hey there heteros... take a break from the LGBT drumbeat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09R8_2nJtjg

Trigger warning: Patriarchal enslavement rituals. Unchecked privilege. Pretty girls in cute dresses.

And potatoes have more chromosomes.

1. Flying machine.

2. Model flying machine, somewhat less expensive and complex.

#2 cost about what a spark plug change on #1 does!

The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of this world'd luxuries, king by grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took: we know it because she repented.

http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/102640-the-true-southern-watermelon-is-a-boon-apart-and-not

Trump supporter causes riots at university:

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2016/05/26/breitbarts-milo-yiannopoulos-visited-depaul-university-social-justice-warriors-went-indiscriminately-insane-n2169282

This is actually pretty good:

http://www.yourtango.com/2016286884/dear-shtty-wife-stop-doing-these-things-now

Golden Randazza.

Can't believe "IRA Darth Aggie" just made two blog comments in a row with torpid, mirthless sarcasm.

Without, I meant. (Clarity from that guy is disorienting.)

Write your own jokes.

Academe is getting weird: This kid (who might have soon lost her job after not getting tenure anyway, for all we know) appears to be spinning down into a category-7 spazz-realm of fantasy and emotional incompetence.

Whatever's happening to her, it certainly doesn't seem to be an intellectual experience.

Read the comments for that tweet: A professor in a Master's program in sociology resigned her position through Facebook.

Fucking incredible.

Hilarious Crid. Good luck finding another position after resigning on Facebook.

How come the ones complaining are those who will never be asked?

https://twitter.com/engrossingfacts/status/735357282100219904

@Lastango's Maroon 5 fantasy:

nope nope nope nope

I do believe in climate change. I'm just not sure whether to buy a coat or a float.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7lVj98CcAEdXET.jpg

You might go to jail if you mishandle classified information:

http://hotair.com/archives/2016/05/27/mishandling-classified-information-leads-to-jail-time-if-your-name-is-not-clinton/

Misogyny on twitter:

https://pjmedia.com/drhelen/2016/05/26/shocker-half-of-misogyny-on-twitter-comes-from-women/

Apparently the resignation was posted on Facebook but delivered.

Some of our seniors and some of our descendants will wonder at the distinction.

Are we SURE Trump is an asshole for wanting to build/extend our border wall with Mexico?

Deported five times, came back and shot a total stranger through the heart for no reason.