My favorite assholes of the evening (and I live in Venice, where a man was just making rooster sounds outside my house).

https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/738433490396577792

Assholery? Back the truck up right here...

http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/things-men-must-understand-career-oriented-women/734751/

Lastango;

Sounds like she's a successful man w/her eye on the future golden purse.

Maybe she should hand this out on her first dates.

http://www.snopes.com/history/document/goodwife.asp

I'm pretty sure housing insurance in Florida is required to have linkhole coverage.

Speaking of sinks:

What’s most depressing about it is that people actually pay money to attend Oberlin. Heck, $50,586 a year is nearly a thousand bucks a week, and imagine all the fun things you could do with that kind of money. You could develop a heroin addiction, for example. A teenage junkie could spend four years shooting up and, by age 22, would probably be less confused than a typical Oberlin graduate.

Oh, sure, it’s probably a bad thing to be addicted to heroin, but you never hear a junkie babbling about “frames of intersectionality,” do you?

http://theothermccain.com/2016/06/02/oberlin-college-is-decadent-and-depraved/

From Lastango's linkie:

4. We might not have time to cook you that four-course meal.

Unless you're Rachael Ray (hubba hubba) I am quite capable of cooking for myself. And cleaning the house, doing laundry, dishes, yadda yadda yadda.

Three things career people need to understand:

• Choices have consequences
• A failure of forethought or planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine
• You can't have it all

The last one was the greatest lie ever told by feminists, that men could have it all. No, dearie, they didn't have it all. You just thought they did.

Ah, I see that there is some sanity left in California:

A landmark bill allowing for the prosecution of climate change dissent effectively died Thursday after the California Senate failed to take it up before the deadline.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/2/calif-bill-prosecutes-climate-change-skeptics/

Speaking of not having it all:

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/police-determined-the-rape-accusation-was-unfounded-but-school-punished-him-anyway/article/2592825

Interesting...seems some water tanks got painted:

http://petapixel.com/2016/06/01/analog-vs-digital-look-photo-taken-15-years-apart/

I'm very glad I don't have to explain to the children of the deceased that family member(s) paid to have their father murdered

http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2016/06/police-dan-markel-was-killed-in-murder-for-hire-plot-orchestrated-by-ex-wifes-brother.html