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Russia's internet troll army at work:

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/31/world/europe/russia-finland-nato-trolls.html?_r=0

Plenty more on the web about this interesting subject.

FWIW, lesser versions exist... ferinstance, the Clinton campaign has its own sock puppet brigade busy astroturfing comment threads and rebutting negatives.

Here's the recipe for Twinkie creme filling. I had no idea it contained marshmallow. I just figured it was Crisco and confectioner's sugar.

The marshmallow means Twinkies aren't vegan! How awful!

What to do when you're a nation that is essentially broke?

http://babalublog.com/2016/06/01/vampires-of-the-caribbean-castro-regime-excels-at-selling-the-blood-of-its-slaves/

Study hard and get honors? Shut up and hide, the lazy kids feel slighted. (no word on whether the football team will be disbanded because some kids can't catch a ball)

http://jackontheweb.cbslocal.com/2016/06/01/no-national-honor-society-honors-for-plano-senior-high-school-graduates/

The form of the destructor has been chosen, Gawker.

http://freebeacon.com/blog/peter-thiel-hero-need-right-now/

I should have worked in that's a really big Twinkie into that...

That's the strangest article I've ever seen in a major publication. Do people still hire the Fagels? Dear gosh.

All is proceeding as I have foreseen.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/now-a-woman-has-been-expelled-for-allegedly-sexually-assaulting-a-man/article/2592619

Wow IRA!

You know you keep thinking it's not really that bad but it really really is.

Hope someone is checking on this girl 'cause that looks like a suicide waiting to happen.

Meat eaters invade vegan restaurant in Georgia (the country) and pelt patrons with cooked meat:

This does, however, seem like waste of good meat. I mean, if I've got that much good stuff to eat, I won't even throw it at people I like.

https://pjmedia.com/trending/2016/05/31/customers-at-vegan-restaurant-pelted-with-meat/2/

Bob, speaking of college students who might be on a suicide watch, I give you Johns Hopkins:

Students say they’ll have mental breakdown if Johns Hopkins stops hiding their grades

http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/27669/

JHU is contemplating a policy shift that no longer hides first semester grades on your official transcripts. Y'all need to acknowledge your JHU privilege and come live like the rest of us.

I have 100 quatloos that says this teacher gets a suspended sentence.

http://www.click2houston.com/news/middle-school-teacher-had-sexual-relationship-with-student-authorities-say

ISIS phones need to hacked to show this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGi9gLxRRJ8

Amateur stuff Stinky but they probably would "use" her talents.

One of my dance instructors showed the ladies (during a group class) how to do a veil dance.

There was 'dead' silence until one of the ladies said "Damn! I just going home now." It was awesome. Sigh.

Another campus shooting, two dead.

King of England shaking his fist at Americans holding off British royalists with musketry.

"Meat eaters invade vegan restaurant"

Goofy lefty vegans attacked by violent carnivorous righties.

One thing about vegans - you don't really see them assaulting people for not eating veggies.

I'm off to make a BLT and create a peaceful coexistence.

Heads will explode:

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/05/sex-with-17-year-old-girl-is-legal-in-texas-nude-pics-of-her-are-kid-porn/

It's more of an eternal nagging Gog. The only food style I've given up on due to the waitstaff is vegan. Every single fricken restaurant the waiters spend the entire meal passive aggressively insulting any new customers.

Vegan, it's not a diet. It's a religion. (and a pretty intolerant one at that)