Lame-ertarians: Meet The Anemic Duo The Libertarians Have Given Us
Meet Gary Johnson and William Weld. Together, they make up the anemic Libertarian ticket for President.
I've met Gary Johnson. Sadly, at a time when candidates with charisma are needed more than ever, he embodies that old joke -- that when a particular person (as in, Johnson) walks into the room, it's as if two people just left.
Steve Chapman writes at Reason about the somewhat anemic policy points of Johnson and Weld:
He and Weld are what you might call kinder, gentler Libertarians. Johnson decries the drug war but says the only drug they advocate legalizing is marijuana--harder ones being off-limits. They would not have intervened militarily in Iraq, Libya or Syria, but Johnson says, "I don't have any alliances I'd want to end.""We're right up the middle," asserts Weld. About the most radical ideas they offer are cutting the federal budget by 20 percent and abolishing the departments of Education, Commerce and Housing and Urban Development.
The overall effect of hearing all this is underwhelming, like going to see a Bears-Packers game only to discover they're playing flag football. The impression is probably not accidental or unwanted. What Johnson and Weld plainly aim to do is assure Americans disgusted by Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump that the Libertarian Party offers an honest, proven approach, not a radical experiment.
Harvard's Gregory Mankiw, who served as chairman of President George W. Bush's Council of Economic Advisers, has written that he regards himself as a "libertarian at the margin." He explained, "Given our starting point today, I believe more reliance on individual liberty and less on governmental solutions is usually a step in the right direction, but I often recoil at more radical libertarian positions."
In that sense, Johnson's claim that most Americans are unwitting libertarians is entirely plausible. In principle, at least, they would most likely favor reducing taxes and spending, respecting individual autonomy in matters like marijuana, same-sex marriage and education, and exercising more caution about military intervention abroad. But those inclinations have firm limits, which Johnson doesn't propose to breach.
And yes, I'd rather vote for The Anemic Duo than Hillary or Trump. (If we're splitting hairs here, they're both corrupt, but she's at least a corrupt adult.)
Of course, I'd rather vote for Hitler's dead dog than either Hillary or Trump.
Of all the years for the Libertarians to get their shit together and put up a candidate who doesn't seem wacko nuts and who people actually might want to vote for, this would have been it.








Kinda done with charisma.
Cam Paglia:
In other words, Barry Obama. More:The presidency is a policy/administrative job, so maybe we should hire a policy/administrative person, and get our showbiz needs met somewhere else.Maybe from showbiz. Thinking out loud here.
Crid at July 22, 2016 12:04 AM
"If we're splitting hairs here, they're both corrupt, but she's at least a corrupt adult.)"
Love to see your evidence for this. Weren't Hillary and Bill the ones in charge when the White House was trashed prior to W moving in?
Isab at July 22, 2016 5:06 AM
So, let's see if I have the tally right. We have:
a liberal democrat who's a crony capitalist;
a liberal democrat who's a violator of national security;
a man who agrees with THE BERN! 73% of the time;
and Jill Stein
Lovely mix, there. I'm afraid the Free Shit Army will vote for the person that promises them the most free shit, and that will be that.
Not that it really matters. There's insufficient will (in Congress, or in the country for that matter) to make actual change. Because change is difficult, and in this case will involve a bitter pill being swallowed.
Even if the Libertarians were able to win the election, they'd be a party without members in Congress. Interesting...they can't even win a Congressional District? whoa.
I R A Darth Aggie at July 22, 2016 6:58 AM
"Weren't Hillary and Bill the ones in charge when the White House was trashed prior to W moving in?"
Trashed, and she stole things. I miss Laura Bush. SHE was an adult.
momof4 at July 22, 2016 7:15 AM
"The presidency is a policy/administrative job, so maybe we should hire a policy/administrative person, and get our showbiz needs met somewhere else."
Having our own monarchy would be great for tourism.
Insufficient Poison at July 22, 2016 9:53 AM
"Having our own monarchy would be great for tourism."
We kind of do... look at the tourists in Hollywood.
Cousin Dave at July 22, 2016 10:29 AM
So we're looking for our charismatic libertarian... I just realized something, reading an article on PJM written by Roger L. Simon. You know who that libertarian is? It's Peter Thiel. Consider: Heartland native (Cleveland), Silicon Valley insider, good public speaker and ad-libber, probably as wealthy as Trump if not more so, openly gay but doesn't make a big deal out of it, and principled libertarian. And... he seems to be in favor with Trump. I kind of wish he'd gotten the Veep nomination instead of Pence.
Cousin Dave at July 22, 2016 10:40 AM
> Having our own monarchy would
> be great for tourism.
I see what you're getting at, but we're already there. Obama's "charisma" got him a Nobel Peace Prize in a matter of months, before the rest of the world even knew the bloodflows this guy and his cabinet (winkwink) were going to release.
People don't need encouragement to think of governmental authorities as progenitors: The human mind is built to do that.
Crid at July 22, 2016 11:26 AM
There's chatter -- some of it seemingly serious -- about Gary Johnson announcing Jeb Bush's endorsement next week, as well as a possible Mitt Romney endorsement.
Those who never would vote for Trump will take this as a sign of his complete unpalatability, while those inclined toward Trump will see it as further proof Trump is not the establishment. I don't think it will have much effect on its own, but it will be a watershed moment for the Libertarian party in general, and I'll be interested to see if Johnson can build on it ... if it happens.
Kevin at July 22, 2016 12:58 PM
Another thing about Johnson is that he's polling very well with military people, both active duty as well as those who have separate from service. Florida has a significant military vote, it will be interesting to see if the state is actually in play.
Of course, in the event that no one reaches 270 electoral votes, the House will cast the deciding votes, so Trump.
The LP hasn't finished up getting on the ballot in Ohio, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Virginia and New York and that's a bunch of electoral votes to miss out on.
I R A Darth Aggie at July 22, 2016 2:09 PM
At this time, their goal is letting everyone know they're in the race and that they're viable. Johnson knows his crucial audience currently isn't the libertarians; it's the loose Bernie supporters who hate Hillary. So he and Weld are spotlighting their social views in their TV spots.
I like Bill Weld's gruff affect. Gary Johnson needs coaching. I won't argue there because I say it all the time. He can improve his charisma by working on his body language and intonation, and he needs to be better prepared to answer pointed questions about controversial libertarian positions in a way that is palatable to a TV audience.
If you talk about legalizing any drug, you've got to expect they're going to trot out "mother of a kid who overdosed drugs and died," as they did in the CNN town hall. He should have been armed with at least three different ways to respond, and none of those responses should have mentioned needle exchanges in Australia. It was too philosophical for a sound-byte type forum.
Until they ramp up, they have to be careful to stay within the Overton window and not come off as radicals. Many libertarian beliefs, when completely torn away from their context, sound outright shocking to the uninitiated. "I have certain objections to the Civil Rights Act," for example, is a terrible ice breaker.
Insufficient Poison at July 22, 2016 3:08 PM
> I kind of wish he'd gotten the
> Veep nomination instead of Pence.
☑
Or the Big Chair.
Crid at July 22, 2016 9:01 PM
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