At least he's not a Cubs fan:

http://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/4874/He-Tries-To-Catch-A-Foul-Ball-Catches-A-Face-Full-Of-Nachos-Instead-I-Can-t-Stop-Laughing-

The aqua dam saves his home from flooding.

https://fee.org/articles/the-aqua-dam-sounded-nuts-until/?utm_source=zapier&utm_medium=facebook

More: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3637271/Texas-man-uses-dam-filled-WATER-house-dry-27-inch-flood.html

This is a case were in addition to the sheriff's office he also ought to sue the individual deputies.

So he decided to protest this public-private intrusion into his home by hanging a U.S. flag upside down.

Then the police arrived.

Martz told The Messenger that two members of the sheriff's department showed up at his door last week holding his flags and informed him that he was in violation of an Iowa state statute banning "flag desecration," a misdemeanor punishable by up to 30 days in jail. Defiantly, Martz walked past the officers and hung the flag upside down once more. He was promptly arrested.

You got busted for being defiant. Good for you.

http://reason.com/blog/2016/08/16/army-veteran-hangs-us-flag-upside-down

Flooding: I recall that a fellow in Louisiana dug himself a dike around his home a couple years back because he didn't want the house or his heavy equipment getting flooded. I couldn't find that story, but there are plenty of other people building "ring dikes" for those locations that flood on regular basis:

http://www.amusingplanet.com/2014/10/island-homes-during-mississippi-river.html

Huh:

Legions of feminists will ferociously type smash the patriarchy! at their Internet rallies, calling out for the end of the male supremacy in all spheres of life. Yet, few of them acknowledge the fact that one of these spheres, the government (the institution granting them rights), is entirely funded by male taxpayers. Economically, women cost more to the state than they benefit. The government is literally paying women to be alive. As such, strong independent women are only that way because the state is transferring money from men to them. Feminists are not seriously against being dependent on men, they are just against men having the full control over their money.

http://judgybitch.com/2016/08/16/reblog-research-find-that-as-a-group-only-men-pay-tax/

@ I R A: But see

m.wlp.givingto.vt.edu

Bullet point two: "Women control nearly 60 percent of the wealth in the United States."

But.. What if the lawyers's plan is to trick OCR/Title IX officials into committing a crime?

http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/28524/

https://pjmedia.com/parenting/2016/08/17/mother-loses-her-mind-when-a-racist-white-teachers-touches-her-daughters-hair/?singlepage=true

Virtual signaling with other people's money:

http://hotair.com/archives/2016/08/18/seattles-new-white-fragility-classes-should-be-a-big-hit/

Or virtue signaling...

"Women control nearly 60 percent of the wealth in the United States."

Well, there goes the pay gap. Speaking of which:

http://www.theonion.com/article/cost-cutting-measures-force-company-to-start-hirin-38334

Princeton University bans the word "man".
http://heatst.com/culture-wars/princeton-man/

I propose that the rest of us ban the name of Princeton University. From now on, let's refer to them as "the Northern New Jersey safe-space asylum."

Everything is sexist

http://www.dailywire.com/news/8363/101-things-feminists-say-are-sexist-amanda-prestigiacomo

Our Regulator-in-Chief / Dictator-in-Chief is at it again!

The Sneaky Way Obama Is Hiking Death Taxes

The agenda before everything, including safety for homeless women and girls:

Fed. Mandate: Homeless Shelters Must Admit Transgenders Despite Risks

> From now on, let's refer to
> them as "the Northern New Jersey
> safe-space asylum."

Well, I mean, there's safe and there's safe... I bet you can do better than that.

The corrupt adult in the room is going to take websites away from us on behalf of the common good.

Hillary Campaign Vows To Destroy Opposition Website

And, in keeping with Sharia law against "blasphemy:"

Terror-tied CAIR To Donald Trump: The Constitution Says Government Can’t Study or Criticize Radical Islam

Of course, we all know the real problem is trucks, as demonstrated in Nice. /sarc

Donald Trump’s Florida Rally: Gay Speaker Slams Obama on Guns, Radical Islam

And finally, some scary shit from Turkey:

Report: U.S. Nukes in Turkey at Risk of Seizure by ‘Terrorists or Other Hostile Forces’