We are going to need more Windex, much more Windex:

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2015/03/12/canadian-scientists-double-the-size-of-ants-in-experiment.html

From a comment at the bottom of the article:

gee thank god the police state saved us from all those wild, radical Amish loose in their buggies Thanks DHS!

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2016/09/07/0907-amish-party-raided.html

You know, those Amish radicals will hold you down and give you a close, clean shave.

The bonus is that they leave your head attached to your neck.

Snakes and hawks join forces to rain death and destruction on humans:

https://youtu.be/0QwRW148Jys

Gary Johnson: not safe at any speed.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/243369/

This should work out well

https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2016/9/1/HMS-agenda-new-dean/

We've always been at war with Eastasia!

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8101

The strategy worked. Told ya.

In Laos, Obama says Americans are Lazy.

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4619184/obama-calls-americans-lazy

Tampons coming to men's rooms at Brown University

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8105

Hmmm...linking cosmic rays to weather and climate seems to have been the right course to follow:

http://www.vencoreweather.com/blog/2016/8/29/1030-am-new-study-says-sun-may-be-even-more-important-than-we-though-on-earths-climate

About Idris Elba's voice acting:

https://twitter.com/HugeAssPandah/status/773935351706492928

And then there's this:

Obama Nominates First Muslim-American Judge to Federal Court