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Hear me out here – is this an actual problem? People leaving kids in their cars to the point where more children are being done-in this way than by sharks and marbles combined? It all began innocently enough yesterday morning, when my broski Gary Grant posted on the Book of Faces™ a link to a story on some website, all about how Tesla has promised a forthcoming, all-new-strata of safety nanny systems. (gonna make us all Safe again, at least according to a cryptic tweet from Elon himself cited in the story) – a super intelligent system that actually runs the A/C while the vehicle is turned off, if it thinks you may have left your kids in the car.

The cartoons made me laugh.

Umm... how many kids were ever done in by sharks or marbles? Have sharks somehow grown legs and now stalk our tasty tasty children in the dead of night? Is this like more kids die from this than are abducted by aliens?

Two to three times as many infants die from circumcisions than they do from being left in cars