People Who Need People Who Are Copyeditors
Press release: "[Company name] joins forces with Vitamin Angels to donate 32,000 children..."
I'll take two for gardening and two as house servants, thanks!

People Who Need People Who Are Copyeditors
Press release: "[Company name] joins forces with Vitamin Angels to donate 32,000 children..."
I'll take two for gardening and two as house servants, thanks!





Yeah, but they need constant supervision, are messy, and require you to feed and clothe them...
I R A Darth Aggie at October 3, 2016 9:53 AM
Kids are like TV remotes with dying batteries, if they refuse to work, spank them once.
Sixclaws at October 3, 2016 10:20 AM
You may have my allotment as well.
Kevin at October 3, 2016 10:26 AM
Hello Radwaste: Important new reading!
Crid at October 3, 2016 11:51 AM
Hey Crid!
Maybe Trump and Al can sit next together at the next White House dinner.
Al could use some advice.
http://www.snopes.com/obama-al-sharpton-taxes/
Bob in Texas at October 3, 2016 12:34 PM
I saw that weasel preening in a street window of a Waldorf-Astoria restaurant once, the napkin theatrically tucked into his collar. I spat, he pretended not to notice.
Crid at October 3, 2016 1:35 PM
Hey Mom4!: Now more than ever!!
Crid at October 3, 2016 5:51 PM
At least Trump hasnt been accused of stealing money from thousands of donors like Clinton has
lujlp at October 3, 2016 7:18 PM
Hey, Crid, this should make you happy!
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/10/02/clinton-campaign-manager-doubles-lot-trump-supporters-deplorable/
mpetrie98 at October 3, 2016 7:39 PM
Put it in a sentence: Why would you think so?
Crid at October 3, 2016 9:35 PM
Former copyeditor weighing in: For most Internet copy, we're not worth the money. The article or ad is more or less ephemeral, and most readers don't care. If commenters point out a really embarrassing typo, the editor can fix it instantly. It's not memorialized in thousands of printed copies.
Copyeditor is a dying profession, just like librarian (my original dream job).
Insufficient Poison at October 4, 2016 8:08 AM
http://www.theonion.com/article/4-copy-editors-killed-in-ongoing-ap-style-chicago--30806
Insufficient Poison at October 4, 2016 8:09 AM
Love it, IP!
gooseegg at October 4, 2016 9:44 AM
Similar classic.
Crid at October 4, 2016 8:19 PM
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