Pay it forward -- sponsor a millenial...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGvrmltfMrA

Coffee through nose Lastango!

A chimpanzee wearing a Virtual Reality set.

https://twitter.com/nathie944/status/799342932499238912

Just because someone claims to be elite means that they actually are elite. Top. Men. Probably still have their jobs.

The U.S. Secret Service has lost thousands of agency computers, radios, cell phones, weapons, credentials and vehicles since Islamic terrorists executed the worst attack in U.S. history, records obtained by Judicial Watch show. The equipment was reported lost or stolen by the Secret Service, which claims to be one of the most elite law enforcement organizations in the world with responsibilities that include protecting, not only the president, but also national and visiting foreign leaders as well as conducting criminal investigations.

http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2016/11/jw-probe-secret-service-loses-guns-badges-laptops-equipment/

More in the category of Top. Men.

TIGTA: IRS Exposed 28 Million Taxpayers To Identity Theft By Sending Unencrypted Email

http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2016/11/tigta-irs-does-not-adequately-protect-taxpayer-information-in-email.html

What's worse than civil forfeiture? waiting months, even years for your criminal trial because the cops can't be bothered to show up.

Chicago police missed more than 11,000 court dates since 2010, causing months or years of unnecessary delays for inmates awaiting trial.

http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/cook-county-jail-pre-trial-detention-investigation/Content?oid=24346477

Good thing I'm not a trial judge in Chicago. I might have to hold some of these fine upstanding officers in contempt of court.

Forget it, Jake. It's Chicago.

Just like the DiCaprio Memes, the Monkey Christ ones are going to be gone:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/18/painting-matching-fresco-monkey-christ-resurfaces-zaragoza-spain

IRA, it's not only cops that don't get penalized for not showing up.

30 years ago when I became a SO w/my wife we merged our finances etc. and she was no longer afraid to sue her ex for not paying child support.

After 2 court no-shows I went w/her just to see what was going on. The judge just said "Well, I guess we will have to postpone again."

My meek wife went Tigress Mom and said "Judge I don't get paid when I'm in court so I need better than that!". Whoa! The judge got mad at her and she got madder and I thought "maybe she's not going home!".

Life in the moronosphere, Starbucks style:

Moron Starbucks employee refuses to write "Trump" on cup.

This is very important to moron customers, so they decide to get one over on Starbucks by making employees write "Trump" on cups, apparently not realizing that not patronizing Starbucks might be smarter.

"My 8 year old after being refused a #TrumpCup

"This violates article 12 of the UN Convention on the Rights of the Child!"

We all clapped"

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/18/living/trump-cup-starbucks/

This is very important to moron customers, so they decide to get one over on Starbucks by making employees write "Trump" on cups, apparently not realizing that not patronizing Starbucks might be smarter.

Better yet, go to Staryucks, make your order and when they refuse to write "Trump" on your cup, demand a refund, then speak to the manager about why you will be walking out an unhappy customer.

And telling your friends what shitty service you got. Maybe even put it on social media.

Life in the moronosphere, social media style:

"People Can Die Taking Selfies. These Students Want to Help"

Now a team of PhD students has analyzed the causes of selfie deaths and they think they have a solution: an app that would warn people they are in a death-by-selfie zone.

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/people-can-die-taking-selfies-these-students-want-help-n685946

Better yet, go to Staryucks, make your order and when they refuse to write "Trump" on your cup, demand a refund, then speak to the manager about why you will be walking out an unhappy customer. And telling your friends what shitty service you got. Maybe even put it on social media.

Give me liberty or GIVE ME THE WORD TRUMP ON MY STARBUCKS CUP.

SJW snowflakes fall from all directions, as it turns out.

"Give me liberty or GIVE ME THE WORD TRUMP ON MY STARBUCKS CUP."

I know it's not as important as a wedding cake but ...

I know it's not as important as a wedding cake but ...

Well, if I were an employee I'd do both. I just can't understand why the actions of one idiot barista have ignited the SJW right, any more than I can understand why a gay or lesbian couple wants someone who doesn't want their business to prepare their food.

It's like the mass breastfeedings that take place when some idiot tells a woman to stop breastfeeding in a business.

Like I said, same snowflakes, different directions. We truly are living amongst The Greatest Generation.

Almost feel sorry for SJWs. Almost. At least the blind can use a cane to feel their way around.

http://thefederalist.com/2016/11/18/advice-column-proves-shouldnt-listen-social-justice-warriors/

Kevin, the point is that the customer is always right.

Especially if we are racist, homophobic,illegal alien hating, rural dumb folk. If we are WHITE then Katie bar the door 'cause who knows what will happen.

(If the barista is having a bad day about something then some slack is recommended.)

Yes, the world is falling apart if you cannot get "Trump" written on your cup of lousy Staryucks coffee.

(Do I really need the sarcasm tag?)

In the meantime, "regret rapes" are an evil inflicted upon men.

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2016/11/18/false-memory-syndrome-and-regret-rape/

Our progeny . . .

http://www.mrctv.org/blog/texas-man-threatens-kill-parents-over-trump-votes

Re: Starbucks Trump Cups

By all means, let's piss off the people handling our food. Spit coffee anyone?

More Trump Derangement Syndrome:

http://www.mrctv.org/blog/actor-michael-shannon-if-you-re-voting-trump-it-s-time-urn

Meltdown!

http://www.businessinsider.com/actor-michael-shannon-donald-trump-supporters-2016-11