***GLOAT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl2ryKu2UVA

Just posted something on FB in jest and included "Just kidding guys." (Not Lastango's vid. That just got a trigger warning for Dems.)

"Just kidding guys." How many ways is saying this WRONG for today's hip college hipsters?

Looted by Nazis, then seized from my dining room http://fw.to/I4OXQKF

Okay, everybody who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Fucking splendid: Rex Little at the wheel!

Again, if you can't handle sex without Big Daddy Government helping, you probably shouldn't be trusted with the vote.

Jill Filipovic wildly claimed that "sex is about to get a lot less fun" in a Thursday op-ed on CNN.com. Filipovic pointed the finger at Donald Trump nominating ObamaCare opponent, Rep. Tom Price, to be HHS secretary, and claimed the move is "just one peek at what Trump's notorious misogyny will look like when it's translated into policy." The Cosmopolitan contributor zeroed in on ObamaCare's "provision that full covers contraception," and claimed that if the controversial law is repealed, many women would no longer be able to "enjoy recreational sex without suffering economically, professionally or medically from an unwanted pregnancy."

http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/matthew-balan/2016/12/02/feminist-journalist-sex-will-get-lot-less-fun-under-trump

‘I can go for hours’ Bionic penis man drowns in sex offers from randy women

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/567420/Girls-love-bionic-willy-man-penis-implant-drowns-sexy-offers

So how lopsided was the election, anyway?

Let's see. There are 3,141 counties in the USA.

Hillary won 57 of them.

She also won a million or so more popular votes than Trump.

New York City includes 5 counties; Hillary won 4 of them, and scooped up 2 million more votes in those counties than Trump.

So basically her popular vote lead came from one city, thus providing a perfect example of why the Electoral College works for everyone who lives anywhere else.

FSM bless America.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:2016nationwidecountymapshadedbyvoteshare.svg

It's going to be a very lively four years.

Looking at that map it seems like the real purpose of the electoral college is to keep states like California and New York at bay.

Duke Certifies Their Marxists – For a Capitalist Fee

Snopes "debunked" that 57 counties thing and made the argument that Clinton had actually carried about 150