The Crime Of Preferring Hot Women In Bikinis
Christina Cauterucci has an article-length freakypoo over Trump's choice for Secretary of Labor.
I'm horrified daily that it's real life, not a terrible dream, that Donald Trump is our next President, but enough already with the feminist habit of treating male sexuality like some sort of crime against decency:
It looks like Donald Trump has selected a miniature version of himself as his secretary of labor, at least as far as women in bikinis are concerned. Andrew Puzder, the fast food CEO who heads the parent company of Carl's Jr. and Hardees, has said the infamous Carl's Jr. commercials that show greased-up women in bikinis touching one another are a reflection of his "personality."The company has courted scandal with its hamburger advertisements since at least 2005, when it released a spot featuring Paris Hilton humping a luxury vehicle with soapsuds running down her exposed skin. In another memorable ad, three blond white women wearing less than bathing suits finger jars of bacon jam and dangle strips of meat into one another's mouths. "It's called a bacon three-way burger," one says. "What did you expect?"
Fortune reports that, in a 2011 press release, Puzder defended his company's sexist, uber-objectifying ads with the idea that his target market is "young, hungry guys." "We believe in putting hot models in our commercials, because ugly ones don't sell burgers," he said. "We target hungry guys, and we get young kids that want to be young hungry guys."
In an interview with Entrepreneur last year, Trump's pick to be secretary of labor used the same phrase--"young hungry guy"--so often, and in such weird ways, it starts to seem like code for "man who grabs women's body parts" or "horny, desperate asshole."
"Starts to seem like code" is Cauterucci's attempt to indict the guy for something he isn't guilty of.
There's so much outrage out there that's like this -- manufactured.
Cauterucci exists today -- along with the rest of us -- because men go for young hot women with bikini bods.
What we consider beautiful reflects health and fertility.
As I note in "Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck" from the work of David Schmitt and David Buss on men's and women's conflicting sexual strategies, men and women prioritize different things.
Does Cauterucci consider it terrible that women would rather be with a guy who drives a Mercedes than one who mainly drives in Grand Theft Auto, which he plays on the couch he lives on in his parents' basement? Or, to not stack the deck so much, when's the last time Cauterucci dated a hot barista or the really sweet guy at the full-service gas station?








So, he got the hottest women he could find for his ads. It's telling that the controversy isn't about the calorie content - Hardee's burgers are the heaviest you can get from a fastfoodery. It's not like the supermodels would actually eat one of those things...
The biggest ruckus about Puzder will ensue when the hoi-polloi discover he said this:
Yeah, he knows that minimum wage laws are just flat wrong. That's why I quoted him.
Radwaste at December 12, 2016 9:10 PM
Given that Ms. Cauterucci's blog, Where Girls Go, is described as an arts and culture blog for queer women in Washington, DC, and one of her past times is throwing queer dance parties, it's unlikely she's dated either the "really sweet guy" at any gas station or a "hot" barista (at least, one of the cishetero variety), or has a clue why Mr. Puzder airs ads that target "young, hungry guys."
Wfjag at December 12, 2016 10:04 PM
Yawn. White noise.
Trump could send his plane into a war zone to fly out women, children, and nuns and MSM would find a negative.
These people (article author) were bitter and hate filled before and certainly will not change any time in the future.
Most people (gay, white, whatever) are busy w/work, surviving, being w/family, being w/o family, etc. that Trump, Obama, and Bush don't really register. Who has the time or energy except for those where the basics (food, shelter, heat) are provided by others.
Not putting food on the table or paying a medical bill or car repair is much more important. Stay tuned 'cause if Trump makes an improvement on that it will make a lasting impression. (Regan did that for me in the '70's and paying a bill off w/a minimal increase in take-home pay was awesome.)
Bob in Texas at December 13, 2016 5:37 AM
Being the "really sweet guy at the gas station" isn't that bad of a gig (speaking from experience). The trick is to play up to mom, get in good with her; kind of like getting pre-approved for a car loan.
mer at December 13, 2016 5:47 AM
Yeah, I'm amused when an opinion writer claims that someone that they oppose is "speaking in code", which only the writer is smart enough to figure out. We're Hardees territory here, and even though the two brands carry the same menus, they don't use the same advertising. But I looked at some of the ads online -- and quite frankly, it isn't anything that I haven't seen a million times before. (And I don't find Paris Hilton all that attractive -- to me, she's very plastic, and she has a voice mannerism that I find annoying.)
Cousin Dave at December 13, 2016 6:40 AM
I feel harrassed and put upon: https://youtu.be/WlUvQkW4B1k
I R A Darth Aggie at December 13, 2016 7:25 AM
I used to live in Carl's Jr. territory and the ads never convinced me to purchase a burger from them. I live in Hardees territory now and have yet to eat there. The Cholesterol-on-a-bun menu is a big turnoff.
Vocal fry
Conan the Grammarian at December 13, 2016 7:37 AM
I had my first experience with an actual Vocal Fryer at a Starbucks at the airport three weeks ago, about 22 years old. She wasn't talking to me or anything, just to her friends, and we were both in line. There was nothing interesting or appealing about the kid at all, and zero reason to think we'd ever have any interaction in the future, and not even eye contact in that moment.
I still wanted to break her nose and rip her throat open.
STOP THAT.
Crid at December 13, 2016 8:58 AM
The necessity is for a guy to be so smitten by a girl that he will defend her from muggers, commit to supporting her and children for life, work 2 jobs. If feminists expect guys to not go crazy for girls, then they won't do all that stuff. If you just casually like a girl, why would you? Passion is what makes marriage (and life) work. This is nothing but old-fashioned puritanism dressed up in modern clothes: "ewwww, the girls aren't dressed and the men are looking at them and drooling".
cc at December 13, 2016 9:16 AM
The video IRADA posted makes me grin widely for more than the lovely Charlotte McKinney: the music is Stranglehold ! Not only should it trigger the snowflake looking for offense (Stranglehold! It's advocating killing that woman!), it's by Ted Nugent, the least politically-correct person on the planet (Oooh! Heee owns Guuunnns!).
Shriek!
Radwaste at December 13, 2016 9:42 AM
Some of their burgers taste pretty good Conan. If you are going to eat a burger why not go all out.
Healthy burgers are like tofurky or vegan cheese cake. Stop trying to pretend to be something you aren't. You just do a poor job at both.
Ben at December 13, 2016 10:03 AM
I'm not looking for a healthy burger, if such a thing exists. I had a veggie burger once, it was like eating fried styrofoam. The vegetarian coworker who talked me into trying it was munching his and smiling like it was the best thing on earth. Vegetarians are delusional.
The burgers Carls Jr. advertised in California were double bacon chili heart attacks on bun with fried onions on the top. Can't I just get a cheeseburger, preferably one not larger than my mouth? If I want artistry in my food, I'm not going to a place that relies on a deep fat fryer and teenaged minimum-wage cooks.
Conan the Grammarian at December 13, 2016 10:48 AM
Supposedly salmon with veggies on a pita is a healthy burger. But that isn't a burger to me. Vegan cheese cake is made of cashews instead of cream cheese. Which isn't a cheese cake no matter how much the vegans insist. Just call it a cashew cake fer gods sake. I actually like tofu in a number of dishes. But tofurky is still an abomination.
I can eat a Carls Jr. about once every 5 years. I really can't handle more than that. But they aren't alone. Krispy Kreme is like that too. I can eat one or two and then I am done with donuts for the decade. But for that little bit both of them taste pretty good.
Ben at December 13, 2016 1:43 PM
I think most of the Hardees here make most of their money off of breakfast business. The steak biscuit is a big favorite. Their lunch menu is nothing special.
Cousin Dave at December 14, 2016 7:51 AM
Radwaste, the music in the commercial is the tune "Apache" written by Jerry Lordan and performed by whatever band.
You might have missed the ausfahrt on Surf Route 101.
Jay J. Hector at December 14, 2016 4:34 PM
I like the part where the fat chicks are angry.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 14, 2016 7:48 PM
"Radwaste, the music in the commercial is the tune "Apache" written by Jerry Lordan and performed by whatever band. "
Nonsense. I have the album. Here it is: Ted Nugent. Stranglehold.
Radwaste at December 14, 2016 8:43 PM
You guys must have watched different ads. "Apache" and "Stranglehold" are nowhere similar.
And today's musical trivia: The singer on "Stranglehold" is not Ted. He gave it to the band's other guitarist, Derek St. Holmes, to sing because parts of it were out of his range. It's ironic that it became one of Nugent's best known songs.
Cousin Dave at December 15, 2016 6:57 AM
"the band's other guitarist, Derek St. Holmes"
Derek was to Ted as Mick Taylor was to Keef: highly talented and inevitably booted from the band for it.
Beware the boss's ego.
Gog_Magog_Carpet_Reclaimers at December 15, 2016 8:32 AM
"Radwaste, the music in the commercial is the tune "Apache" written by Jerry Lordan and performed by whatever band. "
Nonsense. I have the album. Here it is: Ted Nugent. Stranglehold."
I think we're both right and referring to different videos. This is the video of the Carl's Big Sausage ad, which has "Apache" as the music:
https://youtu.be/qnkRfjs45hY
Jay J. Hector at December 15, 2016 4:01 PM
Okay. So how do you explain the link in comments above having Stranglehold for their theme?
It's not Charlotte McKinney in Big Sausage, is it?
Radwaste at December 27, 2016 7:18 PM
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