You should listen to this fuzztone electric guitar solo, being careful to note the funtime synth chords during the fadeout.

Sorry, I feel bad. Try this link.

Also, the title is not a Christian allusion, it merely sounds like spiritual rehabilitation: The first excellent show of the difficult 1984 tour happened at the (then) Sunrise Musical Theater in Florida.

Still loving this, it makes having heard that peppy little fart 10,000 times on the radio almost seem worthwhile.

Totally kidding! Not worthwhile.

I have selected the next Mrs. Cridmo.

Point…

…taken.

Joke, joke.

Babies 1, Babies 2...

...And Babies 3.

Except for the guitar and the kid are these the "adults" that are so much more "intelligent" than fly-over America?

What, are the late 20's - early 30's the new 18 year old?

Such insufficient casual interest in their nieces/nephews or the world outside their work and drinking buddies that they can not "see" length/weight or even acknowledge emotional interest in anything other than the latest Apple product?

Although the funniest comment I saw yesterday was a Mommy complaining about amusing her toddler on the plane w/o her tablet. (Obviously they will bomb someone else's plane so why inconvenience her.)

Ideologies according to Spongebob:

https://mobile.twitter.com/TrueNugget/status/844845791634087938

"The first excellent show of the difficult 1984 tour happened at the (then) Sunrise Musical Theater in Florida."

Hey, I was there! IIRC he went through most of Joe's Garage, and for an encore they went through the Allman Brothers' "Whipping Post". I've probably still got the T-shirt in a box somewhere.

Shame about the Sunrise Musical Theater. One of my all time favorite concerts was seeing David Gilmour there. It was a great venue, far better in its day than the disgusting and notorious Hollywood Sportatorium.

Sexing graffiti in Pompeii:

https://pompeiinetworks.wordpress.com/2015/06/23/sexing-graffiti/

C(aius) Valerius Venustus m(iles) c(o)h(ortis) I pr(aetoriae) / (centuria) Rufi fututulor maximum.

‘Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the first praetorian cohort in Rufus’ century, the greatest of all fuckers.’

Murtis bene / felas.
‘Myrtis, you suck well.’

Romula cum suo hic fellat et uubique.
‘Romula sucks her man here and everywhere.’

Veneria / Maximo / mentla / exmuccavt / per vindemia[m] / tota/ et relinque/t utr(umque) ventre / inane e[t] / os plenu / C(aius) S[- – – ?].

‘Veneria has sucked the cock of Maximus throughout the vintage, leaving both her holes empty and only her mouth full. Gaius S—?’

Fortunatus futuet te inguine / veni vede, Anthusa.
‘Fortunatus will fuck you really deep. Come and see, Anthusa.’

Iucundus cunum lingit Rusticae.
‘Iucundus licks the cunt of Rustica.’

... and so on

> Hey, I was there!

Oh Christ, fuck it. Fuck everything.

Amy, kill me now. Knives. Hemlock. Send Gregg with a pistol and the will to succeed.

Shit fuck.

Try to understand how that show lives in the lore of the fans... I remember a few years back when one set of learned web personages decided to review every single date of the tour, and they drew straws for their assignments. The question was posed: Who's the lucky fucker who gets 11/30???

You, Cousin Dave, you fortunate little bitch.

Not me, and not my ex-wife, and not my oldest and dearest and most-competent friend in the world, both of whom I dragged to the Vogue in Indianapolis that August.

It wasn't a bad show by any means, and when I listen to Florida tapes I can hear how things gelled in the weeks in between.

But it wasn't Sunrise, which haunts my soul in indescribably poignant ways.

Fuck you. Seriously. Fucking luck fuck.

Damn.

Don't suppose you were carrying one of those little tape machines?

Next you'll say Conan fucked Phoebe Cates in Hawaii once during Reagan's first term.

I'll hang myself from my own balcony: Green-shimmering beetles will chew my flesh and the sun will bleach my bones and that will be totally okay, because fuck everything.

"Forgotten Baby Syndrome" strikes again!

"A psychologist told the court that Zunde was stressed, sleep-deprived and had experienced 'forgotten baby syndrome.' As a result, she should not face criminal charges."

Meanwhile, the child was a victim of "Cooked to Death in the Car Syndrome."

http://www.theweek.co.uk/82875/no-murder-charge-for-mother-who-forgot-baby-in-hot-car

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/23/opinion/a-stand-your-ground-expansion-that-expands-inequality.html

Once again liberals are upset that people might be allowed to defend themselves, and then use lies to push their agenda
From the article:
The case of Marissa Alexander, a black Floridian who said she fired a warning shot to fend off an attack from her estranged husband, is a heartbreaking example. Ms. Alexander claimed she was trying to protect herself after a fight and after her husband told her, “If I can’t have you, nobody will.” Her bullet went into a wall and her husband was unharmed.
Ms. Alexander was denied the immunity of the Stand Your Ground law and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Why? According to State Attorney Angela Corey, Ms. Alexander “was not in fear” when she fired her weapon, she was “angry.”
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For those who dont recall, Ms Alexanders husband had a restraining order against her. She also broke into his house that night. Their fight was about her cheating on him, her breaking in and the fact that there was a restraining order agaisnt her.
She didnt go out the front door. She went into the garage specifically to get a gun. She went back in with that gun and shot at him. While the kids were standing right next to him.
It didnt help matters that while out on bail awaiting trial for this shooting that she again violated the restraining order and attacked her husband again resulting in another arrest.

"Don't suppose you were carrying one of those little tape machines?"

No, sorry... those things, the little ones that had decent sound quality, they were expensive then.

And I make not claim to possessing any knowledge of Phoebe Cates' sexual proclivities.

The cerebellum... not just for muscle coordination anymore! Seems the reward response is literally further into the monkey-brain that anyone realized.

Hmmm..

Your Political Compass

Economic Left/Right: -0.38

Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.79

https://www.politicalcompass.org/test/

Israeli police on Thursday arrested a 19-year-old hacker who they said was the main suspect in a wave of bomb threats against Jewish community centers in the United States, appearing to crack a case that has sent a chill through the American Jewish community.

The surprising arrest of the Jewish man, who holds dual Israeli and American citizenship, came after a trans-Atlantic investigation with the FBI and other international law enforcement agencies. U.S. Jewish groups welcomed the breakthrough in the case, which had raised concerns of rising anti-Semitism and drawn condemnation from President Donald Trump.

https://apnews.com/a6a67fb761304e3cae7497faa32dcdc9

Rapist teacher violates 16 year old student, walks away with no jail time, no felony.

Then goes to social media to brag about it.

I came to get down
I came to get down
So get out your seats and jumper hound
Jumper hound

Yeah, I know. But I still like it.

"Next you'll say Conan fucked Phoebe Cates"

Maybe not, but he certainly holds a strong opinion on what is best in life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo9buo9Mtos

> Hey, I was there!

This is still just amazing to me.

Emotionally, it would be like if Lenona said she'd been present for the Gettysburg Address.

> Hey, I was there!

I only got to see Frank once - in Wichita, April 11, 1980.

Typical Frank - he interrupted the show to bring out a local harmonica player, Craig "Twister" Steward, who had been denied participation in the Wichita Jazz Festival because the harmonica isn't a - wait for it - "jazz instrument."

Frank put "Twister" front and center and just gave him the stage because, y'know, FUCK music Nazis, right? And also because Craig was the harp player on Joe's Garage, of course ...

http://kmuw.org/post/blow-your-harmonica-son-craig-twister-steward-remembers-time-frank-zappa