Well, there you go: Drump ordered Putipoo to order Assad to attack with gas!

https://twitter.com/Lawrence/status/850420599428198400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdowntrend.com%2F71superb%2Fmsnbc-floats-conspiracy-that-putin-ordered-syrian-gas-attack-to-make-trump-look-good

Scarlett Johansson being fondled by the reporter?

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xo0c_OnGRgw/WOu0E26qOgI/AAAAAAAABLY/zg2mLg893eEtGMnuHQNq69r2qbeSEIj-gCLcB/s1600/1446433197450686_animate.gif

Scarlett bouncing in the water:

http://birdjaguar.blogspot.com/2017/04/scarlett-johansson-gifs.html

Syrians lurrvv Drump:

https://twitter.com/hxhassan/status/850276006204063744/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbcnews.com%2Fstoryline%2Fsyrias-suffering-families%2Fsyrian-americans-offer-measured-praise-airstrikes-it-s-bittersweet-n743706

This did not go well for the clinton new network

http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2017/04/07/syrian-survivor-thanks-trump-nr.cnn

"Scarlett bouncing in the water:"

She had a choice: that or learn to act.

Oh, Gog. Don't be a crab. We're fortunate to be blessed with Scarlett Johansson.

The other options are Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer.

Let that sink in.

Well, technically, bats are organic...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/04/09/bat-found-florida-salad-centers-for-disease-control-recall/100262288/

The other options are Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer.

Let that sink in.

Bye bye, raging boner. Thanks. Thanks a lot. But Scarlett will thank you as well, so...

Look, I didn't say Scarlett isn't hot. She's really damned hot. Reminds me of my ex - cute, blonde, blue-eyed, booby. She couldn't act, either, and she had a Master's degree in the subject.

Now she's a lawyer (of course) and Scarlett's a multi-million-dollar fantasy starter. As long as people pay to see her, Hollywood will cast her. She'll be fine.

Everyone I hate is uh, shiny

https://mobile.twitter.com/undefined/status/851231706338164736

Cell phones.

Moozlims